Thanks to the_sexorcist for sending in today's second Stu! TITLE: Harry Potter the Son of the Half Vampire PERPETRATOR: FireChildSlytherin5 SUE-O-METER: (bad) FULL NAME: Harry...under the covers on the right side of the bed. Harry smiled. “Good night Dudley.” Harry too, took off his shirt, and climbing on the left side. Both Harry and Dudley went to the dreamless sleep. -

Today's first Sue! I'll post the poll results after I post the second Sue! Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent us this Sue! TITLE: I Have A Daughter PERPETRATOR: Nitamind SUE-O-METER: ...through his mind, ‘I need to see her eyes.’ “Gryffindor!” The hat yelled. “Hermione!” Professor Snape called out. She turned around, Severus Snape smiled. “I have a daughter.” “That’s my father.”

TITLE: The Sly Slytherin, Who Fell In Love With A Bird PERPETRATOR: Fantasy Fire SUE-O-METER: (toxic) It should be rated OMGWTFBBQ! FULL NAME: Amortentia Snape SPECIES: Witch HAIR: "long...within moments she was out of my arms and on her feet, ready to Disapparate. Before she did I kissed her lightly on the cheek. She looked at me for a minute then Diapparated, leaving me alone, again.

TITLE: In the mind of a Prankster PERPETRATOR: KitKatCo. SUE-O-METER: (awful) FULL NAME: Aidan Ross SPECIES: A pureblood witch HAIR: "sporting beautiful dark brown hair" EYES: "bright...herself and then turned around looking as surprised as she could as she saw Fred with neon pink robes and purple polka dotted hair and skin. She turned around feeling satisfied with a job well done.

Sue #2! I'm all caught up! Yay! Link of the Day: If I wanted to listen to a bunch of women whine about their lives, I would have turned on SaTC TITLE: Being A Snape PERPETRATOR: scarlett...gets very pissed. When she's happy, they sparkle. Which scares me slightly. I mean, I hate happy, cheery, excited people. I mean, it gets really annoying. Deffinatley people who smile all the time.

Thank you to the anonymous minion who sent in today's Sue. TITLE: Snape's Daughter PERPETRATOR: Queen Of the Damned3 SUE-O-METER: (bad) FULL NAME: Piper SPECIES: part-vampire? HAIR:... It was sweet and innocent. "No.but I just wanted to say.thank you for keeping me.Dad." And she fell back on her pillow leaving Snape confused and scared, but still very happy he had a daughter.

I want to remind everyone of the existence of Pottersues @ GreatestJournal in the event of a surprise deletion from LiveJournal. You are more then welcome to comment in the entries as I copy them over...earlier so it’s just the two of us in the house.” “And they call me a Slitherin.” Artemus laughed. Harry smiled evilly. “Remind me to tell you a story about a 1st year and the Sorting Hat.”