...fun.   I also got a kick out of seeing Mason Adams (the voice of all those Smucker’s Jelly commercials) playing a dim-witted doctor.   I’ve never seen the original film, but the Traci Lords remake was one of my favorite Corman movies of the 80’s.   That film’s director, Jim Wynorski had a lot of style and really knew how to put a lot of topless women in his film.   Here, director Terence...

Day of the Dead Not bad for a straight-to-video zombie flick.  I assume it's supposed to be a remake of the 1985 original , but there really aren't too many similarities.  The army bunker doesn't show up until the end, and then there's Bud, who I guess is supposed to be the remake version of Bub , but he's not nearly as lovable as the original, "friendly zombie." I still stand by my belief...

I thought that I'd never seen this one, but when I watched it I felt that I actually had, years ago on one of the old "Creature Double Features". The film was yet another of Hammer Studios first...a very dangerously physical performance, full of smashing doors and the like. Overall I would say this is better than any of the Universal sequels of the 1940s, but not one of Hammer's great films.

...goes on and on about the French New Wave and how great Jean-Luc Godard is and all that.   Frankly, I just don’t get it, man.   I mean the original Breathless is just a dull piece of poop.   This remake on the other hand is pretty fucking awesome.   I know you aren’t supposed to like the remake more than the original, but this movie, like A Fistful of Dollars and John Carpenter’s The Thing before...

...   Such is the case with A Fistful of Dollars.   Everyone knows that it was the movie that made Clint Eastwood a household name.   Everybody knows that it was director Sergio Leone’s westernized remake of Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo.   I don’t have to tell you the plot.   (Okay, here goes:   Clint is The Man With No Name who rides into town and plays the two warring criminal families against one...

Waits, MP3 когда врубают тарантеллу она всегда тут к черту это дело пусть кубинцы идут они виляют танго вдоль по рампе и вниз они идут как танки ну-ка сука улыбнись выбей эти стекла конфетти...когда вернемся в город пусть бля сменит этот лак к черту эти стекла - конфетти в волосах на полу у двери в этих синих трусах все твои секреты да пускай уже врет завтра до утра не придет  

Stevie Nicks could destroy you with her eyes and piece your heart with her voice. You are no longer allowed to do remakes because your "Edge of Seventeen" sucked balls. Love-ish always, Sarah.

So a remake of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile has been announced for the Wii in Japan, and Klonoa's close to his old design, but it seems that his costume's changed a bit... I was looking at screenshots and found this one: Hmm, no collar.. So I guess it's mine then, huh? X3

Yet another rant that I wrote out in 9-10-11p     People are so STUPID      Fucking Rob Zombie had to go make a whole "let's remake old movies into SHIT" bandwagon, and now EVERYONE is jumping on. So far I've seen plans for remakes of Friday the 13th (Which actually has JASON in it, and anyone who knows the movies knows he wasn't in ANY Friday the 13th's until the 2nd or 3rd one), Nightmare...

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