Reno: So! Another Tuesday, yo. And we got classes again. You know, just when you think you got a good thing goin', the school year reasserts itself like some kinda... educational... institutional...... Reno: ... Sonofa[[CENSOR BEEP]]! Good night, Fandom. This is Reno, takin' off before they find more acorns, yo. Jenny: And this is Jenny. Looking for more acorns. *That Song plays

Reno: Yo, Fandom! Tuesday night, yet again. On a nice, normal, sloooow day here on the island. I just gotta say, here and now, how glad I am I get to do this broadcastin' bit on Tuesdays. It's like gettin'...free of love octagons and evil twins- unless there's somethin' my cohost ain't tellin' me- signing off, zoto. Jenny: No, that's my successor's trick. Say good night, Reno. Reno: Good night, Reno

Reno: -- Yes, I know you've brought booze. I'm just sayin', squirrels, that ain't gonna be enough. I got possible pay cuts to take into consideration, now. You're little furry heroes, keepin' a hard... Learned about it in that Comparative Religiosity class thing. Jenny: April First is April Fool's Da--you gave me a fruit basket because YOU THINK I'M STUPID? Reno: ... Night, Fandom! *dead air

*Sloshysloshysloshy* Reno: That's the ticket, yo! A Tuesday night complete with booze! Variety, even. Got some tequila, some rum, vodka's sittin' over there, here's some whiskey for good measure, and...glug glug* Ah. For Booze n' News, folks, I'm Jenny. He's Reno. Reno: Night, Fandom! We gotta long night of boozin' done, now that we're done the... uh.. newsin'? Reno, out and *hic*. *dead air

Reno: --Whaddaya mean, the mangy bedheaded pirate guy drank all the freakin' rum? No, no stop hangin' out in the corner, I ain't gonna turn into some kinda clown- the heck, you guys! Just get us some...drink you under the table. Reno: Tonight's a good night to be under the table, yo. Good night, Fandom. Happy birthday Ino! First drink's 'cause of you, yo. C'mon Jenny. Squirrel. *dead air

Jenny: Hello, Fandom High! I'm Jenny Sparks, this is Reno 'I Don't Need a Stinking Surname,' and this is Booze and News, where the squirrels ply us with rum and we try to tell you what you all got up...of News with Jenny and Reno, and don't forget to cast your vote for us when it comes to it. You know you love us. To the booze! Reno: If you don't love us, give us booze anyhow. Good night, Fandom

Reno: Yo, Fandom! Ever hit the club so hard that three days later, you still feel like [[CENSOR BEEP]]? Yep. That'd be me. But at least this time I didn't end up with an unfortunate tattoo on my behind...what I mean! Reno: Think if we run fast enough, we can each cling to one of her legs or somethin'? Jenny: It's worth a shot. Reno: Good night, Fandom! Jenny: Yes, good night, Fandom

Reno: Yo, Fandom! I think it's safe to say that it's some kinda miracle that we're parked next to America again. I mean, France was cool, Australia wasn't too bad, but Antarctica? Bermuda? What's wrong...me permission to run away with it. ..... See ya! Jenny: Hey! Get back here! That's all we have time for tonight, dear listeners, and--RENO! Get back here with that rum! *crashing sound* *static

Reno: First, I can't find my way to the freakin' radio station. And then the freakin mic is wrapped in bubblewrap- *pop pop pop* - and now the booze is all bound up and my co-host ain't here, either...I told you, that music shop girl needs this more than us. Or were you too busy with the bubble wrap? Reno: ... It pops. *Pop!* Jenny: So it does. *pop pop pop!* *pop pop pop pop pop! POP!

Reno: First squirrel that writes "Wark" at me gets their head held in a bottle of rum until they stop strugglin'. Just sayin'-- Oh, we on the air? Dammit. Uh. Yo, Fandom! Jenny: I've missed something... Good night, Fandom. I'm gettin' drunk on bunyip. [And once again, huge kudos to the_merriest , who saved me from serious coding fail tonight and she deserves pie. Give her pie, I say.]