... How is FIG JAM humorous? “One day, when I have forgotten that I was rudely awoken by my own voice, I will explain it to you.” Zelenka shrugged trying to put a good spin on his tampering with Rodney’s alarm. “Ah, I thought it would be something for you to enjoy. It is your birthday today. What better present could I give you?” “This is the best present anyone could have given me” Rodney appeared...

...for your coffee.” Sheppard looked around and saw bewilderment on the faces of Teyla and Ronon. “It’s something from an earth television show.” He explained, but it didn’t decrease the puzzlement. Rodney patted Zelenka on the shoulder who returned the gesture, they then awkwardly shook hands. “Okay everyone, I think it is time we all get some shuteye.” Elizabeth made the call. “I know I for one...

...“When I thought there was a conspiracy I worked my way to the gym. You had Kavanagh tied up and did some sort of a knife trick on him.” He smiled uncertainly. Roaring with laughter Ronon slapped Rodney on the back hard enough to nearly knock him into Zelenka. “That was the most fun I’d had all day. That puny scientist had been whining the whole time we had him off world. We came back early because...

...firmly. He tapped his radio. “We are bringing Dr McKay in now”. They didn’t handcuff him, but they had his upper arms in a very firm grip and force marched him down the corridors to the mess hall. Rodney could see that the doors were now open but the commissary was dark and disturbing. Even the hallway lights near the area were unlit. Rodney went limp as they approached, leaving the two airmen...

... I am so glad you took my advice.” Beckett lowered his voice and spoke in a gentle tone. “Now if you come away inside with me, I’ll look after you.” “That’s okay Carson, I can look after myself.” Rodney continued to back slowly. “You have to come with me laddie. Just inside here for a little while.” Beckett spoke quietly as he followed, trying not to startle him. He could see that Rodney was...

Title: Rodney's Alarm Author: talyn10 Beta by mckay_ocd Chapter: 7 of 12 Characters: Rodney and Zelenka mainly, with others from Atlantis Summary: Rodney has a very alarming day Rating: PG Genre: Humour Category: General Warnings: None. No sex; no paring; no spoilers (sounds boring doesn't it?) Disclaimer: The usual. Love the show, don't own it. ( Chapter 1 Here...

...us to keep him out of circulation?” “Until he tells us to let him go” Sheppard replied. “We don’t want him to foul up the plan. We have put a lot of work into this, too much to let him mess it up.” Rodney’s heart sank at this indication that John was part of the conspiracy. He didn’t realise how much he had relied on getting his help. He crept away trying to think of someone else he could safely...

...As he thought about it Kavanagh’s words in the gateroom began to gain sinister importance; plot, conspiracy. “Yeah, okay Radek. I really need to get that diagnostic finished as soon as possible.” Rodney was suddenly agreeable. His brain was spinning with possibilities… an alien foothold situation; some kind of mental control he was immune to; funny mushrooms; strange lights in the sky: a scheme...

...fetch food, coffee, anything you need.” “That is nice of Carson, but I don’t need anyone to fetch and carry for me. I do have two feet of my own, and they are taking me to the mess hall for lunch.” Rodney said as he moved towards the door. For a moment Rodney thought the airman was going to block the doorway and not let him out, but after a few seconds, and a very dirty look directed his way, the...

Title: Rodney's Alarm Author: talyn10 Beta by mckay_ocd Chapter: 4 of 12 Characters: Rodney and Zelenka mainly, with others from Atlantis Summary: Rodney has a very alarming day Rating: PG Genre: Humour Category: General Warnings: None. No sex; no paring; no spoilers (sounds boring doesn't it?) Disclaimer: The usual. Love the show, don't own it. ( Chapter 1 Here...