... and make sure everything electric is in tip top shape . Are we going out tomorrow or what? I don't think Western holidays are all that cute to celebrate anymore least of all with your creepy cousin, Sasuke, no offense - what'd you do, anyway, barrel roll 'im? so I was thinking. Like. Movie night. Big fat crazy movie night. With ice cream. And cake. And ramen. And chips. And everything else that can...

...! there'll be lots of candy and drinks. alcohol for the adults and kids . is Konoha Mart gonna do anything for Halloween????????? I think everyone should be required to dress up in the store!!!! managers???? what do you say??? sasuke what day are you free the rest of this week or the weekend for THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT!!!!!! oh and hinata... I need to talk to you can we meet up somewhere??

Title: Bad Morning Fandom: Naruto Characters: Sasuke Pairings: hinted Sasu/Naru Rating: G Genre: Humor Warnings: maybe some ooc Word count: 824 Summary: Sasuke has a bad morning A/N: yes, a terribly unoriginal title. I set out to write something sombre, and this came out of no where. I decided to post it because, really, I think the general fandom had needed more humor lately, and I just like this...

...ALL I AM ON IS NARUTO. I have so many ItaSasu and SasuNaru/NaruSasu fics floating about it is ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY. Not to mention some KakaSasu, SasuDei/DeiSasu and even a bit of SasuNeji. YES, OKAY, SASUKE IS KIND OF A WHORE. I can't help that half the characters in the series want to fuck him. :E That's not even going into the OroSasu and KabuSasu fics I've left behind...) I need to draw some more...

...you guys were tallyin' up, and we'll clear that up if it needs clearing up, but I doubt it will. It really kind of doesn't matter. At all. Point is, it bruised enough to stick for a few days. Hear that, Sasuke? Now you have something to aspire to~ ♥ But seriously, don't. Bruising really sucks, how come no one even told me. I've been running in the mornings with Sakura-chan who I am wicked worried...

TITLE: The Better Way. SERIES: Naruto. PAIRING: Naruto/Sasuke. WORDCOUNT: 1,823. RATING: PG-13. NOTES & WARNINGS: Contains boys kissing and a tiny bit of violence; spoilers even up to the most recent chapters. Art in header; I'm not sure. Will add credit once I find it. ♥ T HE B ETTER W WAY Every one knew that Naruto wasn't exactly the greatest ninja in existence...

A very well known fanart, but somehow rarely traced back to the artist. http://mayshing.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-one-of-those-missions-2839421

...Nietzsche The brightly colored tube waved in his face, reflecting the glittery paper in the light as it traveled. The large grin from the boy opposite of him wasn’t helping his mood. “Come on, Sasuke, you know you wanna.” The Uchiha sniffed with disinterest and pushed away the colorful pest. “No. Go away.” “Aw, come on, just look in it once.” Naruto demonstrated, holding the tube up to his...

...that trouble. When the mode kicked recently, he didn’t stumble across Naruto about to be pelted by a villager or get caught in a bear trap. Instead, he found Naruto sitting at the ramen shop next to Sasuke eating happily. Sasuke. Iruka eyed the boy warily and finally got the blond’s attention. “Iruka-sensei!” His voice was happy, which was good. “I have good news!” Now that was even better, a...

... None, really. “I’m not short!” The blond snarled at the dark-haired boy only to be ignored. “Hey, I was talking to you!” ”Actually, you were yelling.” ”Shut up! I’m not short.” Sasuke rolled his eyes and continued walking to nowhere in particular. “Yes, actually, you are.” Naruto snarled and grabbed at the boy’s shirt, dragging him down to eyelevel. ”No. I’m. Not.” Sasuke...