Has anyone noticed that british people make really weird faces? (Sorry, Ireland, Wales and Scotland, I'm lumping you in here too) Seriously! Look at any british person on television (actually british people, not ones playing them ). Just watch them for a while. They'll look normal, and then there will be TEETH, or EYES or EYEBROWS! (this was prompted by too much UKTV) EDIT: This is not to say...

Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia Characters/Pairing: Denmark/England, Prussia/England/France, Russia/England, Wales/Scotland/England, Portugal/England, and mentioned America -> England. Rating: NC-17 Wordcount:  2169 Summary: Five times England woke up to find he wasn't alone in his bed. Mostly because he got drunk the night prior. Really drunk. Or he was, quite possibly, in love. Or married ...

I have the sorest of sore throats right now! We're the Scottish Cup champions after tonking that lot from across the city at Hampden Park earlier, haha! HAIL, HAIL, THE CELTS ARE HERE! OH THE RANGERS ARE SHITE! That is all. Oh and apologies for not being on here in ages but a) I've been busy and b) I forgot that I still had this thing. I will try much harder to update, I promise...

Why the hell is our away record in Europe so shite? I can't believe what I just watched and witnessed! Aalborg are a third-rate team, much like Kilmarnock, and I was sitting through that entire match with...to be the champions of the SPL for heaven's sake and now we're on the next flight home from Denmark! Bloody hell. Still, at least we got further than Rangers, so that's something, I guess..