i recently decided to shave my ass crack while taking a shower. i cut the inside of my ass cheeks 6 or 7 times. my ass hurts. it hurts to shit and shower and sometimes walk. i put aloe vera gel on my ass but nothing happened. read these they are so funny also i'm making a layout that looks like that because i like it a lot hi click to see the layout losadukldsjhfs

A few days ago there was an unexpected discovery in the bookshop - a small red-covered notebook, seemingly abandoned on the shelf beside a pile of Baedekers. When opened in search of an owner's address...reason this morning, standing at the tea-room sink, I suddenly thought I could smell the impending winter, which is to say mulled wine and that undertone of slightly over-ripe oranges.  

New layout. Will change again sooner or later. Yay, I heard a radio preview of Berryz`s Yuke Yuke Monkey Dance ! (No seriously now, I can`t tell if it`s either, "yuke yuke" or "ike ike". They were saying...other news, a million magic points to the girl in the HSJ DVD holding a Ryu fan/s. It looked custom made to me because the fan was an "M" and a "R". Awesome. Oh and join the Morimoto Ryutaro comm

Nexcite energy drink I don't know about it's power to boost women's libidos, but it sure does get the heart racing after just one bottle. It's tiny and packed full of heart 'splodey goodness! I'm not...above site, i sure hope you check out the About page. The accompanying image made me sporfle. One last note: This stuff would be perfect with top shelf vodka. It could be called... The Sex Bomb

I've started a community: artonmystreet . The idea is to post any and all street art/photos of things you find/photos of naturally occuring arty-looking thing from your own street. You don't have...idea is that it's from a street you actually live on/have lived on. Anybody wanting to join is very welcome, I just thought it would be fun to see what sort of art people have around them everyday

Mr. Scientist (aka Calum Lacey) is the guy who introduced me to electronic music in the first place. He doesn't have a particular genre to stick to but can make anything from nu skool breaks to old school...that of a year-round summer. Tongue in cheek is the order of the day, one look at his MySpace profile will pretty much tell you that. (I WILL PUT A LINK HERE WHEN I CAN REMEMBER THE CORRECT ADDRESS)

JOIN generationlove BECAUSE ME, spartans , madredparty AND shutterdolls SAID SO. :D It's a global entertainment RPG so :D Plsssssss. We need members D:!

This is going to be a perfect day, I can tell. As perfect of a day you can have here , anyway. A picnic, a concert... ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm still expecting everyone to be there. I wasn't kidding when I said I'll...the two of you made up and that you were. I'm still not that pleased with you, but... I guess you have your reasons. [first strike ttly hackable, second private to Shuyin, but semi-hackable. ♥ ]

First things first: Artblog . I'm pretty sure the Sun has managed to fry some of my neurons. Why, you ask? Well, it's been awfully hot over here - today was better, though - and I'm no exception to... In fact, I'm not going to say more about that because seriously, it's. It's annoying. D: I don't have anything else to say now. Meh, I'm going to play the Sims or something. -w- Take care

Well, now. Because I'm a nice person and I have a tendency for getting people's attention... ~The beautiful and talented Lenne of Zanarkand is planning a concert!~ It'll be in a few weeks, on a weekend... Zack, when you get the chance to see this, congratulations. ♥   Edit 2: Xemnas, you're coming too. If I have to hunt you down and drag your butt out there, I will. I'm guessing you'll be good~?