Mr Nara, I know we didn't quite get off on the right foot last time we met, and I haven't really had a chance to get to know you since then. Why don't we meet up sometime? I feel like I am not being a very good mentor here.

Title: Agony Uncle Hyuuga Pairing: Shikamaru/Neji Rating: NC17 Genre: Romance/Comedy Wordcount: 3146 Summary: Neji is an Agony Uncle for the Fire Country National Radio - this is a day in his life. Written early 2008. Rather pleased with this one. Agony Uncle Hyuuga: A Day in the life. “And now for the morning news!” Neji slammed his hand down on the offending clock-radio, effectively...

Who: Shikamaru and Temari When: Saturday, October 18 Where: a diner, Temari's apartment What: Temari stops by a late-night diner after work to grab some dinner, and while getting hassled by some men, ends up punching an innocent bystander in the face. She resolves to take him back to her place and clean him up, nothing more, but she ends up finding him to be a rather interesting person and...

MICHELIS-SAN! I hope you liked the towel. Terrycloth is wonderful, isn't it? Now then, City. I have a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT SO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. This: Is Nara Shikamaru. Unfortunately, he suffers from chronic laziness, and this condition may in fact be HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU APPROACH HIM, CITIZENS. WE DON'T WANT THIS EPIDEMIC TO SPREAD. It's always...

Fandom: Naruto Title:  Hands On Author:   the knave of hearts Pairing: Shikamaru/Naruto Rating:  R Warnings:  Sex Mentioned Genre: Humor, Romance Summary:  In which Shikamaru discovers that dating the village pariah isn't as troublesome as he had assumed. Story Status:  Complete Why It's Rec'ed:  I think this is nothing like Naruto, but I can see Naruto trying to find a way to spend...

Fandom:  Naruto Title:  The Rubber Band Odyssey Author: antilogicgirl Pairing:  Shikamaru/Naruto Rating:  NC-17 Warings:  Anal Genre:  Angst, Romance Summary:  It started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because...

Fandom: Naruto Title:  Smoke Author: seventhSINwrath Pairing:  Shikamaru/Naruto Rating: PG-13 Warnings:  Sappyness, Sex Mentioned, MPreg Genre: Romance Summary: 40 themes and 40 sentences for ShikaNaru. Story Status:  Complete Why It's Rec'ed:  Awww! This was so sweet. I read it a few times over because I just blushed at the cutness. Story Link:   http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4484756/1/Smoke...

Title: “Shikamaru-Tenten” Fandom: Naruto Characters: Shikamaru/Tenten, Ino, Chouji, Neji, Guy, Lee Prompt: I want to see you in swimwear Rating: PG Spoilers: none Word Count: 150 Disclaimer: Naruto not mine After a particularly exhausting game of Frisbee compounded by the water being too deep to stand in and chakra walking being considered cheating, Tenten flopped next to Shikamaru on the shore...

... Yaoi, Humor, LEMON, Oneshot-universe 1 Warning: Vulgar language, minor violence, strong scenes of sexuality, ect. Description: Kiba finds himself jealous of Naruto’s new companion, Shikamaru. He makes a move for Naruto’s birthday that will hopefully set things straight. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. ______ Kiba mashed his teeth together, glaring across the street into...

[Written in the most shittiest handwriting ever and left on Shika's dirty underwear hanging on the head of his bed] Man! That retarded cop pisses me the hell off. I'm getting the fuck outta here, dunno if you'll survive. Uh...yeah, don't jerk off on my shit or I'll fucking kill you. Seriously, you dumbass heathen. [And at the end of the letter is a drawn penis lolz]