I have begun the process of the Turduckening. Two turkeys, two ducks and two chickens are in the brine. The Tree is up, and festooned with popculture icons, because that's what we do in our house. ... I say 21 days is pleanty of time for 2009 to kill your dad and fuck your mom. Hell, it's enough time for it to kill your mom, fuck your dad and sell your popcorn into slavery to the Space Nazis.