... cuz she kept on trying to touch him and everything. Umm.. I guess it takes one to know one right? LOL!!! that was FAF!! I know Jesse's straight. He has an older gay brother. Anyway, we watched the Simpson's and I went outside cuz there was some HOOKA going on!! Yeah! bitch i loved. I smoked a little too much, but it kept me warm cuz I was dancing the best that I could do, you know shaking my huge...

"Bart Simpson, where is your homework?" bellowed the teacher, her voice shaking the earth. She hit a wooden table with a stick she was holding. Snap. The stick broke in half. "I haven't seen your assignments for a month now. You'd better have a good excuse for this." "I...I..." "ANSWER ME!" Wow. There's steam rushing out of her ears. "My dog ate my homework, ma'am," he replied...

Законы Мерфи отдыхают! Законы Гомера Симпсона 1. Если действительно хочешь чего-то добиться в жизни, придется много над этим работать. А теперь тихо: сейчас объявят выигрышные номера лотереи. ...куча всякой фигни, которая происходит. Единственный способ заставить всех думать о тебе хорошо это заставить всех думать о себе плохо. Я устал доставлять всем удовольствие думать о себе хорошо...

    I found this on the web and thought it was too funny, if you can't tell its Jessica Simpson in the bucket! Kinda sums up her career don't ya think?!

Apparently Jessica Simpson reveals in Septembers issue of Elle that she was abused. Jessica Simpson says, “there is nothing on my album that your gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from my experience.” To get a glimpse of her lyrics and more quotes from her interview click below. Link to full post: Was Jessica Simpson...

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Jessica Simpson was booed at her first country music concert on July 19th. Now don’t get me wrong, I loved Jessica Simpson when she sang her slow songs and pop back in the day…but Jessica Simpson singing country music? That’s just a little weird. I bet her singing country just sounds awful. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I just can’t imagine her voice being very southern. To read more click...

This video will teach you how to achieve Jessica Simpson ’s natural makeup look. To view video click below. To view video: Video: Jessica Simpson Makeup How To Keywords to original website: youth and beauty , eye makeup techniques , professional makeup tips , innovative skincare , celebrity makeup tips

In Touch Weekly awarded Jessica Simpson as having the best breasts in Hollywood. That’s not a shocker. Her father made a really creepy statement as well in 2004. To read more and see who else followed Jessica, click below: Full Post: Celebrity Gossip Original Website: Celebrity News

Ashlee Simpson was caught out this weekend on a shopping spree showing off her baby bump. She looks radiant doesn’t she? I absolutely love when women show off their pregnant bellies. Pregnant bellies shouldn’t be thought of being ugly, so show them off ladies! Also Pete Wentz spoke up about his past... Full Post: Celebrity Gossip Original Website: Celebrity News