Fairly productive day--a long slow slog, but I kept on keepin' on. I mean, my eyelid's started twitching again, but what're you gonna do. Today's journal flashback: Van Helsing in Fifteen Minutes , because...remake? Gay Men And 13-Year-Old Girls Unite In Protest Against Cut Zac Efron Shower Scene [High School Musical 3]. The Mexican Beauty Queen Who Captures Alien Monsters For Fun.

HEY YOU GUYS IT'S AN INTERVIEW WITH ROBERT TONNER-- "What is it now?" "Are there pictures?" How do you guys always know when I'm looking at dolls? "Look, you don't scream like that unless... "You better start saving your pennies now, hoss." "I'll go start checking under the couch cushions!" "You would always sell ELLOWYNE , you know." Eowyn, LET IT GO.

IT IS SO COLD, YAY! I don't think I've ever pulled out Queen Susan this early in the year. Although that was partly because I forgot that my mother had put my two sweater coats into the cedar closet...'Panic in Echo Park' [Found Footage]. 'American Pie' Franchise Returning to Theaters?! Jonas Brothers Starring in Farting Dog Movie. There is nothing I can possibly add to that.

So. Mostly productive today; posted True Blood recap #7 late this afternoon--I still have last night's episode to recap as well. (While we're here: An interview with Sam "Werecollie" Trammell [no spoilers...' I don't really have an Uwe Boll Slot item for today, so... I mean, we don't know! The Da Vinci Code sequel could totally not suck! It's possible , right? I mean... right?

Well, I had a nice long sleeps this morning. Got up, got a nice big pumpkin for the Third Annual Valkyrie/Dr. Typo Pumpkin Carving Party, and then wandered around Publix buying cheap-ass shit I didn't... And because I feel really loopy: in today's flashback, you can learn the paternity of my thumb-sized baby. (He never did come to help me rescue it from my sister or the cat, either.)

A surprisingly good day. I think I definitely need to invest in a full bottle of BPAL's Siren for my oil diffuser when I have some moneys, because I felt very workative despite the joyless rainy gloom...Hills Chihuahua.' 20th Century Fox Changes Release Schedule , setting "a Christmas Day 2009 release date for 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel.' " Jesus wept, people.

Today, I am full of French onion soup and accomplishment. Really full. I have a few screencaps to make (I want to link to visual evidence of some of this weirdness), but other than that, I'm putting...Adaptation. 'Toxic Avenger: The Musical' Is A Spine-Ripping Good Time [Exclusive]. 'Hitler's Brain' Gets a Musical Makeover. There is no way this will not be awesome.

Fairly productive today. We've also got Pete on the premises, and that dog and his lampshade are the saddest thing I've ever seen. Meanwhile, I'm thinking of going back over some of my old work, the really...mill sitcom, but the I think the bigger point to take away from this the flipside: that it turns out every bad sitcom has basically been Friday the 13th Part III without the murder."

So far, this work week has been completely maddening. I only took two days off last week; that should not have been enough time for everything to go to hell in a handbasket! Argh. Fortunately, there is...be my sixth, since I definitely want to request it). Hmmm. I guess I'll hold off for a little while and ponder. Or, you know, get back to work, because there is a lot of it. Plus unexpected fire drills

So Pete, Sister Girl's dog, is at the vet overnight on an IV because he can't stop throwing up for some reason (God, I hope he's going to be okay). So when she called to make sure he hadn't thrown up yesterday... His New Volcano Comedy . Elton John Composing The Most Hilarious AIDS Musical Ever For Ben Stiller. Science, Murder and the Sex Lives of Conjoined Twins in 1951 [Found Footage].