Things would be so much more interesting here if they didn't keep sending away the most interesting people. Ah, well~ The strip club has been doing quite well! Great big thanks to all of you who come to see us ♥ And thanks so much for the new garments~♥ They'll make for such a fun tease~
To describe myself in four words I think I'd use, uncontrollably awkward and socially inept so in reflection a lap dance was not perhaps best suited to myself. To paint the scene, imagine the bedroom...a car, once you get it you don't know what to do. Nevertheless an experience and one which I did not have to pay for myself so all in all an interesting night. Blue Coyote open 9pm - till late
My obsession with Panic fanfiction results in some crazy shit... like the dream I had on Thursday night about Brendon being at a strip club named after a fanfic I read and Ryan was a girl who stripped...from there. Three guesses as to what happened after Brendon visited. Yeah... so... i'm like, probably going to be posting my fanfiction on here soon, since I'm almost done with my current one. YAYZ
So last weekend I went to a strip club for one of my friends birthday. I have been to female strip clubs before so I knew what to expect but this one was so different then the Gold Club in CT. I went to...shows. Not the piss on you type of shower but they have an actual multiperson shower right there in the room with glass walls so you can see in and the girls wash each other. Quite interesting.
Alema, just remember to make those boyos pay in something other than IOU's and pretty compliments. You know as well as I do that cold hard jewelery is the way to go now!
Lounging in his seat, Tony swirled the little bit of scotch left in his glass. It was mostly just ice and the waitress-- cleverly dressed as a naughty police officer-- was no where to be seen. Maybe he should've just bought the bottle at the rate he was going... "I think we might have to call a cab to get back to the island," Tony said solemnly. [[For the other part of Team Awesome!]]
Rules. Seriously. I love it. I had my first class yesterday and oh my god. AMAZING. I got there early to get a college ID and I hung around with AK and his friend Andre. It was so AWESOME we just chilled...awkward. I'll probably chat with all the strippers like LOL ILURSHOES. I have such a fetish for those shoes! If you hear about some crazy blonde girl stealing stripper shoes in Illinois, its me. XD
Last night was a much needed break from the norm, but it wore me out so much I just woke up. We decided at around 1130 or midnight to hit up Daydreams, a BYOB strip club in Philly, so I got as gussied... Beats sitting at home reading blogs of someone who really doesn't give a shit what you think, eh? ;) For the rest of you, thanks for tuning in, and thanks for sharing all my days, good and bad. :
[Long pause.] THAT'S what a strip club is!? [Low whine.] ((Wolf finally looked up Strip Club in the dictionary after finding out Alema was organizing one.))