Going from being adjusted to a kriffing cold climate to a hot one is not as easy as I make it look. I might have to cut Obi-Wan more slack since he has to put up with this planet. I am going to get so sunburned.
Yo - whaasssup, yo? Mr Kel Dor an' I be on our way to Tatooine , yo. Siri Thingy's with us. Ain't got no clue how far we be from Tatooine: Mr Kel Dor ain't said nothin' 'bout which route he be takin' us on. Vela - that's the new Padawan what Plo got - an' her brother be with us too. Her brother's one unrestrained nharpira , yo - damn kid been goin' for my good hand an' remainin' fingers...
Plo, we need to talk about that Mem kid, yo. When you's free, of course. *busies self teachin' Vela addition and subtraction, using the poker cards* Thank the Force Siri Thingy's taken Mem off my hands, yo. Literally . *examines bite-marks ruefully*
Oi Mr Kel Dor! How much moolah you got left over from buyin' the ship an' all? 'Cos if you ain't got much left , I'm-a plannin' t'hit some o' the sources on Tatooine. Earn us some more, yo! ... Tatooine be all desert an' sand , innit? ... That means more sand lice , huh? ... And no water , huh? Oh, man . *scratches reflexively*
...Secura have actually gotten it together. Mace told me. He probably wasn't supposed to, since a lot of people probably aren't going to go for that. Especially Master Plo. Which brings us to our next point. 4. We're going to Tatooine. To avoid seeing Master Fisto and Knight Secura for a while. 5. Did I mention that's where Obi-Wan happens to be? Not that I can pretend I know what's going on there.
Obi-Wan. Thank you for your help yesterday. It was appreciated. ... Can I ask you something? Luke. As you may be able to tell, the transport didn't arrive. I'll find a way off this rock without your...I try, I can't get a signal back home. I can't tell her what's going on. And if the Tuskens try another raid- No, she'll be okay. I know it. ... I need to get back. [ooc: >__> Still cursed.]
... no matter what I do to it. [ooc: The short version: What if Anakin had decided to stay with his mother instead of leaving with Qui-Gon. In other words, Anakin never became a Jedi, and stayed on Tatooine as a free boy/man. Mama's been freed now, 'cause seriously ? He wouldn't let her stay a slave if he was still there. He's still "special" of course, but he has no idea why he can do half the...
Here's an interesting example of life imitating art (4,500,000,000 years of quiet orbiting notwithstanding). First up: a scene from an obscure 70's sci-fi movie... And next, a picutre taken... 28 years later at the Gusev Crater... Obviously there are a few differences (unless Mark Hamill gets up to more in private than he's letting on), but the geek in me is seriously impressed.
"You fly like your name, Anakin. You walk the sky like you own it." I'm going back upstairs now. I'm sweaty and sick and tired, and the silence is making me think too much. I only wanted to download..... but who'd want to? 2539220555, Ext. 223. In any case. I need to forget all that, forget it! A past that should stay dead! Vader. That is the end. I am Darth Vader. That is the end!
I Have Been On Tatooine ~ ! Written by: Sakurafromjapan Summary : This is all about what has been going on these days, plus some incredible discoveries. * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Since it’s SO sunny over here in Kobe , Japan , and this is my favourite day of the week – FRIDAY, plus I have been feeling very well these days, healing at...