This should never exist .

The more I listen to Weird Al's new song, the more I laugh and the more it totally reminds me of Tbone.

We should all chip in and buy this one for tbone .

I woke up the baby laughing at Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

I'll bet you guys are going to be a total barrel of monkey innards during the debate tomorrow.

I could never run for political office because of all the stupid things I've said online.

I am a full day ahead on podcasts, so I don't need to download anything tonight.

One day, while his mother and father were out, George dreamt he was small, and when he woke up he found it was true.

It's a little weird to wake up to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck."

I hate it when people do that.