Title:  The Devil Wears Nikes 01 Ratings: V, D (sort of) Characters:  These are original characters created by me. Disclaimers: They are meant to parody characters and cliches from different urban fantasy...  He resisted for a moment lunging toward the widow.  Then it dutifully walked back to its grave and laid down.  The zombie disappeared into the ground with the machete still imbedded in its shoulder.