In honor of Ted Stevens : A classic. God, I forgot how much I loved this Ventrilo Harassment.

[ Bakura currently finds himself sitting in the center of Kaiba's bed, completely naked, aside from a bow wrapped around his neck, along with a card that might read "H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y S E T O." on it in Bakura's really really shitty print. And so, the waiting game begins ]

TITLE: Dressing Down AUTHOR: Andromeda FANDOM: Life on Mars RATING: Brown Cortina for SMUT! WORD COUNT: 690 words EMAIL: fiandyfic@livejournal.com AUTHOR'S NOTES: So I've finished the...his lips, briefly. "Well, that was over rather quickly," he said, "let's get these wet trousers off you, Guv, and we can try again." Gene was definitely okay with that suggestion. The End

I have my chiropractor appointment tomorrow. I was filling out the paperwork, which I realize I totally fail at, and found out they're going to like, chiropract me in a room full of other people they're...it. omg I have missed the last like, 6 episodes of Project runway. /fail I highly enjoy this song, haha. And refuse to listen to most AvenueQ songs unless they're in host club videos, haha.

So I was watching porn, like you do, when I realized how easily distracted I am by stuff that I probably shouldn't while watching. For example, I'm watching this guy wanking. He's not circumsized. I've...be able to believe that these two people are into it. I don't need a lot of fake moaning and the weird salad in my teeth faces. It can be het, gay, or lesbian, but for heavens sake make me believe.

TITLE: Tailor Made AUTHOR: Andromeda FANDOM: Life on Mars RATING: Brown Cortina, Sam/Ray WORD COUNT: 616 words AUTHOR'S NOTES: For Porntoberfest. With many thanks to my partner in "scaring...against the wall and attempts to catch his breath. As he tucks himself away and zips up his own, slightly soiled, trousers, Sam wonders how quickly he can get Carling that worked up again. The End

See more funny videos at Funny or Die Remember the "Take on me" video by A-ha? Well, it's *that* video, only with the lyrics rewritten - and resung - so that they match what's actually happening onscreen. "Baaaannd mooontaaaage...." In other news - I had a seriously porny dream last night. Not that I am complaining... perhaps I should call the person that was in it with me, lol.

In case y'all think the worst, just a quick post to say "Not dead, just busy collating porn". Which, imho, is a pretty good excuse. I've just managed March 2008 on lifein1973 , only six months...the Life on Mars Porn List . Though I'm now forceably reminded that the Crack List also needs work. Damn, I really should keep on top of these things... In other news, it's damn busy at work. Sigh

The official results for the 2008 Porntoberfest (so far - we've still got 25 days to go!!!) are below, current tally stands at 14 pieces of work in 6 days. Wash This Filthy Witness From Your Hand... I'll be collating the rest as they, er, come, so please, keep the creative juices flowing! Oh, and if I've left anyone's contributions out, just comment below and I'll add them as soon as I can.  

Вчера мы во время застолья бурно обсуждали гей-порн и Дэмьена Лукаса в частности. Вообще-то компания у нас подобралась соответствующая, все любители жанра, но только вот Эллинка совсем не адепт, но даже...комментариями: - Вот, вот тут видно лицо!... Ой, нет, уже не лицо... В общем, я нашла так чтобы лицо, вот: А под катом нц-стоканеживут. Ну, соврала про нц. Максимум нц-17