Gee, You Are You My Chem, Frank/Ray, R, ~1800 words, written for impertinence , thanks to etben for kicking my ass into writing it and making sure it didn't suck. "Mikeyway, be...Frank was even bouncier than he'd been when they got offstage. He piled into Ray's seat with him, then turned to look at Mikey in the back. "Mikeyway," he said, "you are the greatest life guru ever .

I would like to read all of the Ray/Mikey ever. I am sitting at my kitchen counter, waiting for my buffalo chicken dip to cook (om nom nom buffaloes), and working my way through del.icio.us to do exactly...in your fandom is enlightening me in ways I do not know that I wish to be enlightened. Also, her: "Question: teddy bears can't pee. WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?" I think this may be a question for Pete Wentz