W.T.F!!!! This woman is supposed to be Narcissa Malfoy?!! With *THAT* hair?!!! she looks like an elderly badger!!

barack'n'roll. uhhh, that dumb hallowe’en party is tomorrow. and i have to go out to eat with my family. 2 bad i h8 them.

Could today at least wait until I've had a chance to shower and eat before flinging all these feces pieces my way?! No. Apparently, it cannot. Today. Is So Fired.

I got down a coworker’s back today. Looking back, perhaps I was a bit harsh... See, I’m naturally unhappy at work. This feeling comes naturally when your job sucks. Well, this guy always seems to be in... Sure, the guy’s annoying sometimes, but...I guess he was only trying to help me. My extreme work ethic can get the best of me sometimes. I’m horrible. I think I’ll apologize to him at work tonight

HI GUYS!!! So, to prove how bad my lj addiction is, I missed y'all like crazy this weekend, really. I was out of town, visiting my brand new nephew. He's freakishly tiny (as I'm sure all 4 day olds are...fingers crossed. My aunt is in the hospital, and it's looking bad, though we don't have a certain diagnosis yet. We might tomorrow evening. Meanwhile, all your good thoughts are incredibly appreciated

Two days without Internet access...I was just about to go insane. But enough of that; Guitar Hero World Tour is here! It plays well, too. I mostly dig the drums. Playing those is hella fun. I'm only playing... It's a shame, too; the new guitar has a longer neck, and bigger strum bar, and a kick-ass fake wood finish. Puts my old, sticker-laden one to shame. But if the thing doesn't play, it's not worth it.

I spent $50 at Ulta today! (Bad!) Bought: Glycolic acid. (C2H4O3) (burnz!) (rox (hopefully)) Foundation. (sux!) Foundation brush. (don't need it!)

Saturday night, Becky and I went out to dinner. Kind of a late anniversary thing. Afterwards, we stopped at the booze store and got cherry wine (I forgot that the Japanese place we went to was BYOB, so...costumes are to blame...and by "awesome", I mean the gory ones. Or maybe someone doesn't like Halloween. They, of course, would be sent to a special island every Halloween when I become President

High School Musical star Zac Efron isn't just a teen idol - he's been hailed as the next George Clooney. Er... WTF?!!!!! Also, i'd like to point out that the White/Keys collaboration does not get... It's crazy how much I detest Bond movies in general, but love Craig's Casino Royale. I think it's because it reminds me of a Bourne movie and Danil Craig isn't some schmaltzy ponce like Brosnan..

Alright. Effective immediately, pizza before bed? Bad. Idea. No idea what that was about, but I know I don't want to repeat it.