Casshern, it's no secret. You are highly attractive. But keep the mask on all the time, okay? ( What, I have a thing for armour. Shut up :[ ) I want to hate Luna but she's just so adorable.
Sitting this long on the floor is going to break my back. At least I'm almost done with Raithwall again, and things are going much quicker this time. ( Fuck you, Demon Wall, you are no match for quickening...way back, ohoho. PS: godammnit Vossler, if you trip one more trap I will have a heartattack. Also stop telling Basch to do it when you're busy. Seriously, it's annoying. oh my god wh
I saw a really gross-but-also-cool centipede-ish bug while hosing the outdoor pens at work today, but when I tried to take a picture I forgot that I had the lenscap still over the camera on my phone. I...and into my socks so I didn't try again, but I promised sinkbreaker that I would MSPaint it. Here you go gais, it was like this: WHICH END IS THE HEAD I DO NOT KNOW PIC FUKKEN RELATE
For my fifteenth birthday, we went to see Dawn of the Dead. A year later I saw Zombi 2. I've seen Alien, Stepford Wives, and a ten minute film made by my cousins and their dog. Today, I helped stop the onslaught of the Undead Horde. I'm such a god-damn hero.
Merlin, this has been one hell of a year. Let's enumerate all the awesome things I've done this year. 1. Taught stuff. 2. Became a prefect. 3. Consoled someone. 4. SAVED A TEACHER'S LIFE (I still don't...no recollection of a parade) 5. Gave points! 6. Scared people by falling out of trees in my Halloween costume from two years ago. And now? I'm going to get someone unexpelled. Damn, I'm THE MAN
TRUE FACTS 01: SOM : /trying to start argument over holiday lights Self : /not engaging SOM : Well, I am not going to have a fight with a fourteen-year-old !! Self : I am twenty. SOM : Chels...OF VEHICLE Self : JESUS BRAKE Self : Deer : /gallops back into the foliage Self : Are you.. Five minutes later. Self : Are you fucking kidding me. A deer tried to suicide and blame it on me
Basically, I have a billion text messages at my disposal. For anyone able, I chat up some serious junk throughout the day. Try dropping a text sometime, the inbox is lonely. :