It's getting a bit dreary in here, isn't it? Dreadfully quiet. So, let's talk. Tell me one thing you want, and what's standing in the way if you getting it.
At risk of being far too obvious: it's been awfully quiet, lately. Which I suppose I should be thankful for...in part. I'll never argue that the distinct lack of fighting is a pleasant change, but...well. You know what they say about idleness.
So...is anyone else starting to feel a little crazy in here? There's nothing to do! Not even room to throw a discus or something! Not that I should after what apparently happened [deleted;] Anybody have any ideas on entertainment?
This place isn't so horrible. Papa is here and so is my sister. I suppose it could be worse- I could be mortal and surrounded by stupid dogs . I wouldn't be pleased, then.
Could you people be any more angry and bitter? Life is short and so many things are more important than war. Don't get me wrong, though, I'm not playing the role of wise man here or anything. I just know enough to know war's a fucking waste of time. That said, Achilles is dead. Also? This espresso machine may be the coolest thing I have ever seen.
Great. So death wasn't good enough? Honestly, let's face facts. It sucked, and I'm not going to lie. But this is the alternative? Instead of being dead and having to live with Greek grudge for the rest of eternity, we're thrust into...whatever this is, only to have to...live with Greek grudge for an eternity? Figures.
My greetings to one and all. I am Briseis. I will say that am enjoying it here so far. No - I am not a queen again, to be sure, but once again I can do as I please at least. I am grateful to whichever...ice - apparently it's "Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day"? I do not know what that means, but I am enjoying the gift. They even claimed it to be better than sex. But I am not convinced. He was very -
