If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with!

... is another man's opportunity to finally download the last 50 days' worth of photos from the camera. "Take a picture of yourself right now. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take...picture. Post that picture with NO editing (except resizing, duh). Post these instructions with your picture." Please note the background detail. The Wife is often most eloquent when silent.

1. What curse word do you use the most? Out loud? Damn or hell. Not out loud, well, that's a different story... 2. Do you own an iPod? Erm, well, yes. Sort of. Well, yes, I own one. But not the one...you a sugar freak? Not so much. I like sugar, though. 79. Do you like orange juice? Yum. 80. What sign are you? Sagittarius. I might actually do a real post later. -SXM, Sarah Meholick, Esq

1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions. 5.Don’t you dare dig for that "cool"...boy crying. "Paul?" Ordinarily, Paul was neither troubled nor troublesome—nor a whiner, ever. He was too busy digging tunnels in the backyard or practicing to be "the fastest runner in Finney County.

Thanks,   EVENTS 1600 - The Linköping Bloodbath takes place on Maundy Thursday in Linköping , Sweden . 1739 - Nadir Shah occupies Delhi in India and sacks the city...form?  Did nothing particularly interesting take place?  Go to Wikipedia and enter your date of birth (month and day only), then post four events, three births, two deaths and one holiday.

First name: Seumas Age: 21 Location: Maryhill, Glasgow Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Married/Significant Other?: Single as of a few weeks ago Brothers/Sisters: 16 year old sister Pets...for a weekend. Not got any firm plans though. What do you hope to achieve with the rest of the year: Get a job, get at least half of this dammed degree done and try and get some direction.

It's everywhere: 1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me" or some such. 2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions that may stray into realms you wish to remain private. 3. You will update your LJ...ask questions of the first 5 people who reply.  Here are the questions [Bad username: the_ogre  asked me, and my answers to same: 1) You have two kids currently. Are you and [info]misanthrope_mom]

Superhero Team Quiz LiveJournal Username Your Primary Super Power Energy Control (ex. Fire, Cold, Electricity, etc) High Tech Devices / Armor Intangibility Kung Fu Magic Matter...'save the day'? 84% This Fun Quiz created by Shannon at BlogQuiz.Net Cancer Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

This is the dreaded famous "Five Songs" tag curse meme, where you are supposed to post 5 songs you listened to several times between the ages of 5 and 14. That's quite a range, and I don't really remember much about my life before 10, but I'll give it the old college try. Unlike Ayita, who just couldn't help herself and tortured graced us over on MySpazz with more than the requested 5...