As always, the idea of packing alone just makes me want not to leave - add that I should scan some other stuff for the portfolio and... guh. There's a part of me that just wants to dive under the covers...did a while ago from the magazine, because I like how it's printed and I want it in my portfolio, but it appears it's the last copy I have D: Did I give all the rest away? WTF? See you on Sunday. :-
I have this page-a-daycalendar called Why Do Men Have Nipples?, and it's pretty much the most awesome calendar ever. It has a bunch of useless random medical facts that are mostly hilarious, but sometimes... The root of that problem is men. Then again, if boys could just keep it in their pants I wouldn't have a paper topic to write about. Speaking of which, I should get back to that. Er, start it. Yeah
...anal. 8 Testosterone controls the sex drive in men and women. Alcohol increases the testosterone levels in women, but not in men. I find that interesting. I learned all of this in the latestchapter in my sexuality textbook. I am tempted to make a list of interesting things from all the chapters. If people want. I should probably put this on my TMI filter, but w/e. I don't really feel like it.
My Aunt Linda's in a coma right now. They're not expecting her to make it. I don't think I reacted properly - I should have said "I'm sorry" to Aunt Marion or something, you know? I mean, it is her.....you know, I don't know what to do. [edit]False alarm. Which I'm...happy that I heard wrong (apparently my cousin called my uncle who then told my aunt about it), but I'm still going to go visit her
1. Who and when was your first crush? A girl named Nikki and a boy named Tyson. I think Nikki might have been slightly before. This is grade one! D'aww! 2. Who and when was your first date? Some kid... During the summer, I think. 6. Who and when was your first love? My first love . Ooh, that's a tricky one. I'd have to say Kyle. Bonus: Who's blog did you first comment on? Damned if I remember
Really people. Respect the cut :D Its there for YOUR protection. TMITuesday #158 - Firsts!!! 1. Who and when was your first crush? Page Hunnicutt. Wythe Elementary School. No idea how old, but we lost track of each other when she went off to... whatever the "gifted" school was and I stayed in the public school system. 2. Who and when was your first date? Christina Clark. Sometime in Jr...
I will have glasses again soon! Since the ones I have broke, I've had to spend all my waking hours in contacts. But I went to the eye doc today, updated my prescriptions, and ordered cute new frames. Yay me! Today I reassured my husband that if he died sometime soon, I'd still have a good and happy life. And he returned the sentiment. Romantic, huh? ;P Actually, it really was, though.
Yesterday was the Rocky Horror live play musical thing. I worked it by myself. just me and Nick. highlights: Dear drunken broad, This is a movie theater... not a bar. Did I look confused when you asked...my girly troubles. About how I can't recall having cramps this bad past the first day of my period since my FIRST period (that's bad) Instead I went to the bathroom and cried a tiny bit blarg
For the past half-hour, my mom has been talking about a "vibratingmachine" which "gives your legs a workout". My mind has been permanently scared. From the perspective of someone with the mind of a teenager, this discussion has very dirty connotations. Seriously. Think about it. (Or not, as the resulting mental images are pretty horrible.)
Oh man, I ate a corndog and now my intestines are vehemently protesting, even vocally as I am expelling poisonous ass-gas. Lord help my fellow bus passengers. PS: I would enjoy another corndog.
