From: Jack Harkness < jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk > Subject: Guess Who's Back To: gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , kingofcoffee@torchwoodthree.co.uk , doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , techqueens@torchwoodthree...for the mess this morning Ianto, its the Doctor's fault; his ship tends to leave some 'wind' when she leaves. And Gwen, what was with the warm welcome this morning? Not that i'm complaining. - Jac

From: TechqueenS@torchwoodthree.co.uk Subject: Odd Activity To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk , doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , kingofcoffee@torchwoodthree.co.uk , Date: October 7th, 2008, 12:27 AM Hi everyone, I just wanted to say that we've just got a report of odd activity. It appears to be coming from the countryside again...

From:   kingofcoffee@torchwoodthree.co.uk , > Subject: Coffee and Food To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk , doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , TechqueenS@torchwoodthree...Wasp. Its in your pigeon hole. Gwen: Can we please get something done to Owen's speakers. Incoherant moaning is the last thing I want to be hearing around here when i'm trying to get some work done

From: Owen Harper Subject: RE: Reasons! To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk , techqueens@torchwoodthree.co.uk , kingofcoffee@torchwoodthree.co.uk , gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk Date... I'm bored out my skull here, and being a genius I've done all my work. Someone get some food for Myfanwy, poor sod looks as if he's at deaths door. -Owen P.S. Look I wrote an email, happy now?

From: Owen Harper Subject: RE: You're gonna hate me for this... To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk, gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk, kingofcoffee@torchwood.co.uk, techqueens@torchwoodthree.co...being at Torchwood, we can't have social lives? I'm afraid I can't go. I spend way too much time with you lot anyway. -Owen PS. Jack, tell the Doctor that Ianto is hugely jealous. Have a good trip.

From: Jack Harkness Subject: You're gonna hate me for this... To: gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , kingofcoffee@torchwoodthree.co.uk , doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.uk , techqueens@torchwoodthree... so good in fact that none of the team were too keen on giving the charge back to me. Speaking of which, didn't i suggest some naked wrestling? We'll discuss that when i get back. Feed Myfany, Jac

From: Ianto Jones Subject:  Coffee and Food  To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk, gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk, toshikosato@torchwoodthree.co.uk , doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.uk Date: August 17th, 2008, 3.10 AM Coffee is ready. Pizza is on the way, and for the last time Owen, DO NOT CALL ME TEA BOY!!!!! - Ianto

From:  Owen Harper Subject: It wasn't my fault. Really, it wasn't. To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk, gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk, kingofcoffee@torchwood.co.uk, toshikosato@torchwoodthree...order me a Pizza Ianto? Infact I'll have two, and can I get a doughnut as well?  And Ianto, there's a reason I call you tea-boy. You won't let me near your beloved coffee maker anyway. - Owen

   From:  Ianto Jones Subject: OWEN'S RATS! To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk, gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk,  toshikosato@torchwoodthree.co.uk doctorharper@torchwoodthree.co.u k> Date:... Now you can get your own doughnuts. - Ianto P.S.  Everyone's coffee's are ready, except for Owen who can make his own until his rats are controlled. P.P.S. Great Work Tosh getting the emails up

From:  Owen Harper  Subject: RE: Tosh's technlogical genius To: jharkness@torchwoodthree.co.uk, gcooper@torchwoodthree.co.uk, kingofcoffee@torchwood.co.uk, toshikosato@torchwoodthree.co.uk ... I mean rats, and Jack's allowed to keep Janet. Once you get used to them it's fine, I've actually grown quite fond of them.  - Owen P.S. Yes Ianto I'd like a coffee too please, and maybe a doughnut.