I cannot believe I wrote this. xaritomene put in a bid for hot buttered toast when I said I was doing a Food Hit List. I hope this isn't too weird. Concrit, comments etc are great :D Title: Hot Buttered Toast Rating: NC 17, I think (I pray) No spoilers :) Other: I don’t own Merlin, or any of the characters. I do own a nice piece of toast and some naughty ideas. ...
...wrong- it's for London in Arkansas I think. Where it's gonna be sunny and in the 20s every day this week. IDC, I like cold weather. I'm like the only person who does. My head still feels like it's going to implode every time I swallow, and I have no appetite. All I've eaten in the last 3 days is toast, for serious. Ah I can't even think of anything else to say here. Aw well, later bitches
NEW BRANDT LEGACY OUT!!!! I'm not going to list the legacies I like in order but lets just say it goes toast's charming legacy and apocalypse and the Brandts shortly follow it! YAY BRANDTS! Thank yoouuu priscilla bean! Undead Journal? How SCARY gonna have nightmares tonight!
So I was having toast just then, seeing as watching MOCK THE WEEK made me laugh so much and use up so much energy.... yeah I was hungry. Anyway, I was pacing around eating my toast, and I just so happened to be imagining what The Joker would think of my pathetic reactions to ARACHNID ENCOUNTERS. I hate the fuckers. So there's a few scenerios and most of them ended up with some form of soul crush,...
then where's my fucking happy ending? oops! almost forgot in my last post! this week's Toast At The End Of The World! That's right, it's that time of week again! This week's toast goes out to.......(drum roll).......The Staff at Barnes and Noble! why? cause they bought their way in! no, seriously, life's a blast with them. the conversations alone make up for half the fun there. (no, no i'm not gonna...
...exhausted my interest in guitar, especially since my electric is down an A-string. You know what's tragic about that? It's the A-string. If I had broken the G-string, I would have dirty joke opportunities. Besides general melancholy and the resulting boredom and un-enthusiasm, I am now being ignored by a crappy AIM chatbot. So I am going to do the sensible thing. I am going to make toast.
YAY ARTSES. Yes,. it has been a while. XD I BRING 1 FINISHED PEICE OF ART, SEVERAL SKETCHES/WIPS AND A PONY. Okay, so maybe Im lying about the pony >__> There are no prompt pics: I have NOT forgotten...scrap it because I liked the character designs, and their expressions -- so i might go back one day and use them for random non-character specific pics. XD AAAND THATS ALL FOR NOW! HAPPY WEDNESDAY!
Slept like 3--4 hours, watched some SGA (probably the only plus in the not sleeping bit) in the time I woke up... Burnt my toast... made more toast... burnt it too.... Headache has already started and I haven't even made it to work yet. Typed up police reports last night and I can't get them to send to my work e-mail or any e-mail. And...
...a wink… Have not shared a glance but for an intangible tangle of wires meeting at crossroads that no longer exist. So there must be partings and cuttings. BUT not to fear! For if anyone so wishes to stay and revive with me, please! Please! A ping will do! A flutter! An incorrigible glibber of a thought! TO NEW LIFE! I toast. Toast with me!
