Oh my god, people. You are not going to believe this but- *sound of baby crying softly* OH MAN! Shhh, Palmy, daddy's here! *silence reigns* So, obviously I got stuck with the kid, but dudes, the squirrels... I'd better get home and construct a nice bed in my dorm room for Palmy before things start falling apart! Lion-o, dude, no eating the baby! Thanks, squirrels, for all that you do and Good Night Fandom

"...And this is where I work, so cool, huh?" Toby grinned at Adam as he hopped onto the counter to conclude his tour of the store. Adam leaned against the counter, considering all he'd seen in Fandom...a tiny little fairy!" "No, shit?" Toby smiled smugly. It was going to be an interesting day at work. Pixie Dust was open for business. [OOC: Toby and Adam are here for all your clothing needs.]

Toby was super excited for the upcoming Cheerleader sleepover. Imagining everyone would be looking for some new pajamas to show off, he set up a special window display to highlight the store's hottest stuff for boys and girls . Putting on his favorite set , Toby cranked the heat and set up behind the counter with some nice tabloids.

Welcome back, Fandom, to Wednesdays with Toby! First, let me just say I am totes glad to be out of that horrid mirror. It was so weird to walk in a closet and be looking out a mirror. At least I didn't...that there's no special boy in my life. *sighs* *chittering* Aww, you're such a nice squirrel. My hair is super shiny today, that's a good reason to smile and say GOOD NIGHT to Fandom all brightly

After spending some time gaining wisdom from the great Father Ned , Toby ran quickly to work, finding he was late but that it didn't really matter. He set himself up at the counter, making no pretense...work. As he flipped through the latest issue of Out! magazine, his thoughts turned to what Father Ned had said about forgiveness and being one of God's children. Maybe Lucas wasn't all bad after all

The church was quiet save for a lone man in one of the pews near the front. His head was bowed, hands clasped together and lips moving silently. The world outside was one full of depravity, transgressions...he stood and looked at the empty church. Hopefully, it would be filled soon. [So, Ned's a priest! And he'll be around all day to take confession or what have you. Come on by and confess your sins!]

Toby didn't need the extra money now that he had no boyfriend to spend it on, but he was more than happy to head into work for an extra day just to hang out with people. He set to work straightening the... and suits , wondering if he needed something new for this dance. Maybe just new shoes . Toby was available for anyone's prom-dressing needs! [Ooooopen if slow as molasses until 4pm EST]

Okay, so like, little squirrel dudes, you need to crank that little heater because my nips are gonna fall off it's so cold here! *annoyed chittering* Why are you saying 'it's on' like that? Am I supposed... right? Okay dudes, that's all the notes. Is it wrong that I want to sleep here now that it's all warm and toasty? I don't wanna go out in the cold. *chittering* Fine, I'm leaving. NIGHT FANDOM

Toby loved Tink. Loved her like you love wee flying leprechaun bosses who like, rode unicorns and killed purple-people-eating monsters in a dark back alley on a national holiday. Pardon Toby, he'd been...had moved from 'drunk' to 'beyond intoxicated' a little while ago and was laying half-naked across the counter, willing the world to go silent through his tears and blind hatred of that Lucas dude

Toby was bouncing around the store, shifting racks, and redressing mannequins. He liked staying busy on dreary days when he missed the warmth of the sunshine on his naked chest. Even though the morning...a plate of cheesecake squares and little cups of schnapps for hungry shoppers. Of course, if they got food on the clothes, they totes had to buy them. He wasn't that stupid. Pixie Dust was open