...the water heater.but they found us. Then i jhide behind a chair.(btw...while i was hinding i hear "aw crap!!! dude i stuck my hand in the tiolet!!!! aw dude!" apparently dalton shoved his hand in the toilet...i was laughing so hard im surprised they didnt hear me) i was there for literally 15 mins. and everyone was giving up then dalton sat in the chair....and started rocking so i went with it....and...

 honestly, I had the best toilet experience just now and it'd be travesty for me not to share it here! well I'm not one to frequent Raffles city shopping centre but because of a project meeting today, I had to make my way there. halfway through the meeting I desperately needed to go to the loo and seeing how crazy busy that place is on weekends, i decided to find some toilet tucked in the corner of...

Goddamnit, I've had that "cat flushing the toilet" song stuck in my head all morning, and I forgot to bring my MP3 player with me when I left the house. If this doesn't stop soon I am going to start singing the Flintstones song to counter it.

when i was little and i had to... um... "go number 2," my mom says i used to hide behind the curtains. that's how she knew it was time for a diaper check. i'm kind of still like that to this day. i need privacy. this post secret, therefore, is just for me:

...doing it! It's a burn amongst all burns! Though....I didn't do it ;-) Amanda did it ;-) All I need is somebody desperate enough to drive me. And about....I estimate $7. For some cheap eggs and some toilet paper. I've got it all planned out to! I'm going to go to Wal Mart, and get a thing of eggs, and a thing of toilet paper, but I'm also going to get a few other things, to make it look like I'm...

the toilet is not a monster it does not breed them either

...a mind of it's own, you get the aisles all to yourself and you don't have to queue for an hour at the checkout. This wisdom presumably applys to all other major supermarkets.   4. How to unblock a toilet : Yes.... we blocked our toilet.... Yes, this was very silly. It was looking pretty serious for a while, but eventually I won.   Allow me to set the scene....           The discussion about the...

Originally written wednesday 20th August...                                   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...to be my only route to salvation. This might be a long way around to what it a minor, trivial and unoriginal musing, but I thought it were worth a mention. I wonder which of me will show up today

What I Have Learned Today: No matter how much you like reading and no matter how boring you find cleaning the bathroom, you should not try to clean the toilet while reading.