DEAR JOHN. I think breaking The Beatles up was a terrible thing to do. Your music was spectacular alone (who will ever forget War Is Over?) but your music was untouchable with the group. Yoko Ono was...me late with your ten minutes of arguing, you can say "Would you like fries with that?" and take your minimum wage and put bus fare in the slot! Thank you! Love, YOUR CONSCIOUS. More to follow....

I KNOW the question on all of your minds these days is, "What the hell is up with Fred Durst lately?" Here's your answer, courtesy everyone's favourite Canadian, Tom Green. The one thing I can't figure out: What the FUCK is with the Sling Blade accent?! Fred, you're from FLORIDA, not TEXAS. WHAT THE HELL?! Also: Best Hair of 2008. Easily. I LOVE TOM GREEN.

well yesterday sure was fun!!! we went to Richmond. the first thing we did was eat at Golden Coral! we didn't over eat for once! well i ate a little too much but not like i usually do! i have been eating...i could find. we really want to get the box set that's out....i think we watch too much tv. anyway that was my day & it sure was fun! we had a good time!!!!  here's some photos:

Did Coolio just honestly say, "You don't need no teeth to eat my meat"? How did I live without the Tom Green talk show? I mean, really. Uncut spoilers abound on my flist (ack!) and my FNL torrent is languishing. I believe it's time to add to that tally of 7 skimpy hours.

View Poll: Rate it: Freddy Got Fingered See how this movie was rated three and a half years ago (and described as "worst movie ever" by the founder of this community) Trivia :The footage of surgery Freddy is watching when the cop and therapist come to his door is actual footage of surgery Tom Green underwent to remove a lymph node due to testicular cancer.

Well, it took three days, but I'm among the living again. I stayed awake from 9pm Sunday night to 10pm Monday night (right after Tom Green.) Then I crashed hard . Just woke up about an hour ago. I wrote...Dice Clay, who's a funny and interesting guest because of his peculiar mix of fatherly kindness and neurotic temper.  ---------------------------------- Babysitting later for a couple hours

The back story: The DVD burner on my laptop quit. It wouldn't seek, spin, read, burn, or do dishes. All it would do was the little light would blink and it would slow down the boot cycle by, oh, about...while I was babysitting, and I just stuck it in... to the computer... and it works fine. I can fall asleep watching movies again! Yay! P.S.... Kat von D is on Tom Green's House Tonight  tonight at 9 EST