A few days ago, a bunch of women passed by my stand.  They were whooping it up, and passing out leaflets.  I took one.  It promoted a " Go Topless Day " (NSFW) to be held on the Venice Boardwalk on Saturday...pasties, which was amusing. As they passed by the various hungering men, the males dropped their cameras to their sides and sighed deeply, unsated. Yes, folks.  The topless protest was a huge bust