Okay, I'm putting this above the cut, because it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my entire life, and given some of the things I have linkspammed, that is saying A LOT. Ladies and gentlemen...The Original? Vadim Perelman Directing Poltergeist Remake? 'Disaster Movie': The 'Dark Knight' of Bad Movies. Somebody get me some aloe, I think that was an EPIC BURN.
And on the fourth day God said, "Bitch, did you just compare yourself to Me?" , she rested. (I'm not quite as limp as I was after recapping Breaking Dawn , but then I somehow--seriously, in retrospect... New Breaking Dawn FAQ ; Jack’s Mannequin Get The ‘Twilight’ Treatment from author and now director Stephenie Meyer. And now, I'm going back to dreamland for a little while.
Attn newcomers sending me private messages on LJ: Please check your privacy settings to make sure you can receive messages, because this is twice now I haven't been able to PM someone back. Also: WELCOME...) Don't Let This 'Fireproof' Poster Get 'Left Behind'! (WINK!) ; Kirk Cameron's 'Fireproof' Keeps Getting Better and Better. View Poll: #1241306
Speaking of my Current Music, word on the street is that there's an acoustic version of "Crushcrushcrush" out there somewhere. Anyone have it? (Live? Anything?) I can trade my acoustic version of "Misery...Still Intact. David Goyer May Bump ‘Magneto’ To Make Way For ‘Invisible Man.’ Sony Pictures Classics Picks Up 'Sugar.' Early Script Review for 'V: The Movie.'
From the Twilight Lexicon (Lexicon. Lexicon. Lexicon. I am suppressing the urge to scream pretty well, don't you think?): Stephenie Meyer answered a ton of questions last night, and she revealed that...!! oxymoronassoc: EMMETT WOULD STEAL THEM oxymoronassoc: "LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT'S A BATHTUB STICKER? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT?" ow help it hurts I can't breathe omg help there's a followup
Confidential to a good friend of mine, since I don't want to jinx it by sending it myself: Also, while I was at TV Tropes the other day, I noticed the Cloverfield page. The "Darwin" bit isn't...the Unmarketable Movie: 'Hamlet 2' ; 'Hamlet 2' Rock Your Sexy Jesus Giveaway. 'Love Guru 2' or 'Austin Powers 4' Which Idea is Best? Death, presumably, is not an option.
If you have not seen the lolarity that is next week's Entertainment Weekly Twilight cover (plus a sparkleized version by orangeokapi13 . Plus another version over at FW. Plus Maybelline...Sing-Along Blog’ Was Born: The Making Of A Cult Musical. 5 Reasons 1980 Wasn’t the Best Year for Movie Musicals. Headless Zombie, Meet Helpless Scientist. Naked. (NSFW)
I'm sorry, I don't have anything of substance to say. I just wanted to share this now, because I've been howling with laughter, literally, out loud, for about five minutes now. ETA: Because someone had to do it.
Trying to get the linkspam out early so I can spend the rest of the night annotating. It's not that I don't want to be doing them or I want to "get them over with," it's just... you know how sometimes... Remix The Moaning Ladies Of 'The Spirit' [Contest]. Stallone and Arnie Have an 'Incredible Love.' Not the movie it sounds like, although I think I might have gone to see it if it was.
Sweet Lord, today has been a little bit crazy. I didn't expect that we'd get quite so many testimony leaks so quickly from the trial, because obviously I have never been on the internets before. JK Rowling...'The Dark Fields.' Casting Rumor: Gisele Bündchen in Talks for 'Austin Powers 4'? ; Austin Powers 4 ? Really?!? Okay, I laughed when I saw that second headline.
