GREETINGS, FELLOW TRANSFAGS. I JUST GOT THIS BLOKE AT THE "PARTS TRADING PARTY" AT TFCON. HE WAS FREE. HOW COULD I NOT. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK HE IS. ALSO, BECAUSE IT'S SPECIAL: ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN HELP A BITCH OUT? :C
...OUTFIT. MY BUMBLEBEE KEYCHAIN, ANOTHER GIFT FROM naggingfishwife WHOM I LOVE DEARLY. HE GUARDS MY SUPERMARKET TOKENS. AND MOST OF ALL, MY OPTIMUS PRIME BACKPACK I BOUGHT FROM A BR TOYS SHOP FROM DISCOUNT. IT'S BEEN MY INSEPARABLE FRIEND AND HERO EVER SINCE. ONE PART OF MY COLLECTION IS ALSO A ROTF VOYAGER IRONHIDE, BUT I FUCKED IT UP WHEN I TRIED TO TRANSFORM HIM INTO ROBOT...
...NIFTY TO USE. AFTER SPENDING SIX HOURS IN A COMPUTER LAB LISTENING TO A FAT BITCH COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COUNSELORS BEING BOSSY HORNDOGS AND HOW SHE HAS HAD A HARD CHILDHOOD, I WENT TO THE LOCAL TOYS'R'US. IT STARTED RAINING, I HAD TO RUN THROUGH TWO PARKING LOTS AND ONE GAS STATION, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. I WAS LOOKING FOR A SMALL MEGATRON FIGURE, SOMETHING LIKE ROBOT HEROES, THAT I WOULD DRESS...
AWESOME MEGATRON DS COVER, BUT I WANTED TO CHANGE THE DECEPTICON SYMBOL. SO I FOUND SOME OLD FAKE TATTOOS FROM A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD, AND STUCK ONE ON. I PUT CLEAR NAIL POLISH OVER IT TO MAKE IT LAST. LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT? THE CLAW STYLUS IS SUPER FUN, BUT SO DAMN BULKY.
I ONLY MADE AN EBAY POST ONCE BEFORE IN THIS COMMUNITY, BUT AFTER LOOKING THROUGH THAT BEAUTIFUL EXPANSE OF FRAGGEDUPPEDNESS AGAIN, I REALIZED... IT JUST DOESN'T END. WHOEVER IS PRODUCING THE TRANSFORMERS...(I HAVE NO MONEY, MYSELF; WHY THE FRAK AM I EVEN ON EBAY?) IF BEING SPAMMED BY 'THE STUFF I FOUND ON EBAY' EVERY MONTH BOTHERS YOU, JUST PLACE A NOTE; ITS NOT FUN IF YOU'RE ALL NOT HAVING FUN. T_
FIRST TIME POSTER BUT I STALK YOU LONG TIME! I HAD TAKEN A FEW PICS OF HOUND WITH USB RAVAGE FOR A FRIEND WHEN I FIRST GOT IT, I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THEM SINCE A LOT OF YOU WANT HIM. SORRY FOR THE LAPSLOCK ON THE TEXT IN THE PICTURES...TOO LAZY TO GO AND CHANGE IT.
