Good evening, Fellow Fandomites, Parents, Siblings, and other such guests! You're listening to WTFH Radio, and my name is Turtle Wexler, here to bring you all the news on this very busy Friday, October... But that is the end of them! Wish me luck on getting back into my room with that barricade up. Good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow! Remember, guys, this is only a weekend, and it'll be over

[[ remember to check out Part I first! ]] Homecoming Carnival At the carnival, many people had concessions , the kind where their nutritional value is in direct opposite relation to their...glitter! And why people need to stop spitting into my micro- *click* *static* [[ talks2objects ? You, sir, are a ROCKSTAR. Mega thanks to his valuable and appreciated help! ]]

Welcome to WTFH Radio: Homecomin' Edition! *hic* It was a wonderful homecoming, wasn't it? And such good punch! I had lots of it. I brought some for the squirrels, too. Here you go, squirrels! *hic* Let's...come and heeeeelp me! This is torture! Go, go! I don't care, just as long as they can read, they can help! Thank you! Okay, while they're doing that... [[ Continued in Part II . Yes. Part II ]

Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's T.R. Wexler here for Friday Night Radio, for reals and without the hinderance of a nasty toothache! Those things are evil, I tell you. Anyway, I hope you've all had... eventful day today! But that's good! A busy Fandom is a prosperous Fandom! So, on that note, good night, Fandom! And keep on having a prosperous tomorrow when someone else has to read a lot of notes

Turtle: 'ood evenin', 'andom! It's 'urtle Wex'er here, an', if I sound funny, it's 'cuz I still 'ave my 'oothache still, an' my mouth is numb from medi'ation. 'Anks to 'Uck Bass for covering Fri'ay!... Cal: Payback's a bitch, ain't it, Wexler? Good night, Fandom! *pause* Oh, cra-- Turtle: 'OO ARE SO DEAD, 'EPHANIDETH! *shuffling, scampering, undisceranble muttering, annnnd CLICK!*

Yaaaaar! Good evenin', maties, it's Friday, September the Nineteenth, aaarrrg. It be an important date, ye landlubbers, fer me to be talkin' like a pirate 'cuz not only be it pirate radio, but it also...tonight, though, ye might be glad for that. Thank ye all for voting for me for radio! I hope ye all who be juniors do the same for student government! Good night and be havin' a prosperous tomorrow

...don't care, I want them out of here. They have no-- *thunk* Okay, it's one thing when squirrels throw acorns, I don't need to deal with sku-- *whoosh* HA! That one missed, you stupid smelly skunk... Fandom! Remember that a vote Wexler is always a vote that counts! Good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow! [[ you have no idea how envious of Turtle and her booze right now *cough* ]]

Good evening, fellow Fandomites! It's Friday, which means it's time for Wexler radio. And let me just take a moment of my time to kiss the feet of whoever scheduled the picnic for tomorrow instead of today...I'm finished. So, good night everyone! And have a prosperous tomorrow. [[ the last portion of tonight's radio is Not Safe for Life and is proof that stupid_toasters is a very silly person ]]

Good evening, fellow Fandomites! Man, it seems like forever since I've said that! I guess that can happen when you're stuck as a turtle, but that Adah girl did a...um, well. It was nice of her to cover...tomorrow. I...wonder if I might. *COUGH* *click* [[ We're drunk . Well, I know I am; I can't speak for my amazing guess tonight, but I can touch her if I wanna. Mwa ha ha. ]]

Good Evening, Fellow Fandomites! It's Turtle Wexler here on WTFH radio, bringing you all the news that's fit to...broadcast on this first day in August! It's a quick news night, so let's just get right... and then sharks left . It happens. It's usually a good thing; they're bad for the economy. And that's all the notes! See? Told you it was a quick one. Good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!