Have you guys seen the new Alice? I gotta say, I was primed for disappointment (not a huge Burton fan, though I do admire his aesthetic). And yet, I can't nitpick it. In fact, I...I'm a little bit obsessed...delicious when in the most fucked-up of guises? Is there something wrong with me? I'm sure mercury poisoning doesn't look that tempting in real life. But, hell, what happens in Wonderland... *cough

(Voice;Chinese) Out of all the people you could have brought, Sorcerers, why this guy?  He's really annoying and won't stop saying 'beautiful!' or 'beauty'. I get it already! Discedo is ugly, the place we stay at is ugly, I'm ugly. The couch is ugly. Everything here isn't beautiful! I'm starting to wish it was Cao Pi and not Zhang He. At least Cao Pi was fun to argue with. [Grumbles.] ...