Oh dear, sweet Lord on a pogo stick. I’m sure you’re all now well-acquainted with the fact that for someone who is, objectively speaking, really very clever, I am amazingly, inconceivably stupid most of...Promise me you’ll cry Wail with me Wail like a banshee Emote and flail and sigh For I am sad So really very sad So sad my heart is bleeding tears Because I am fucking stupid Wail and weep with m

♥ Let the record state that I am possibly one of the single most stupid people alive. I shall not go into it further. You alone shall stand witness to my shame, Englebert. ♥ Weep with me, friends, for...to walk (me, people, *me*) and I missed my train, which I wouldn’t have missed had I walked. I hate the bus. I hate the world. Going up to Sheffield this evening. Not looking forward to the journey. Woe

1. There was a genius picture on the front of the newspaper today of Roger Federer winning the US Open. Sadly for Roger, it looked less like man-winning-US-Open and more like throw-organic-beans-at-him...away their taped-off-TV videos of In The Red. I *loved* it, and it's not on DVD or video, and OK, they may have got rid of their video player, but they knew I hadn't, and they knew I loved it. Rah

♥ Gosh, tis only twenty past ten and have already been busy like yonder bee. Ee, this working life: it’ll be the death of us all. Stockholm is now all sorted, thank the sweet Lord and all his pigeons....and spinach, so usual veg meals currently out of question. We have two sausages, some yogurt, a lot of coco-pops and some tuna. Ooh, tuna. Mayhap some species of tuna pasta bake. What say you, Englebert