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So there I was, taking a shower 'cause I was dirty. I finished drying off and put on my clothing only to find that my trusty shirt was now - A DRESS! I hate dresses! They suck! They ain't good for running around in! I don't think I've ever worn a dress before! I look stupid! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ...and now Hornhead is trying to eat my stupid hat! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

This is kinda weird, I woke up and there was a big white horse with a horn in my room! I dunno how it got there, but I think it's following me! I've decided to call it Hornhead! Big G seems kinda like... Weird! I looked into different jobs! I wanna be an adventurer and a scavenger! I hope I get at least one of those jobs, so I can have candy money! Speaking of which, I really wish I had some candy..

... the only reason I know about it is because it was featured in an episode of The X-files. But my favorite creature, and I'm running with the "may not exist" part here, would have to be, yes, the unicorn. I know, I know, but really, there's more to them than you might think.  I actually own a few books about unicorn lore, and when you get past the sappy, girlie, "OMG yay lets go prance merrily...

.... omg.

...about three feet tall) if not bigger. I just fell in love with them. I asked my mom for one and she said no. I really really really really really really wanted one. So, I went over, chose one of the unicorns (its horn and hooves were lavender, of course) and sat down in the child's rocking chair they had in there. I just sat there rocking that unicorn while my mother shopped. Needless to say, she...

i walked into the land of mysterious unicorns and clouds. they greeted me with a 'hello' and grafitti applications on facebook. they brought out a candle, who they named cake, and made me smell it...the road with a thousand guts and steak knives. i laughed. bill the protector then told me to make him a funeral of peaches and leaves. i was oblivious. that morning, they all haunted me in my sleep

Altogether I am tired, burnt-out, with loads of vacation hours I have not had time to use. So, here is a gallery of Robocop Riding a Unicorn : (via Super Punch )

VOICE POST . . . . . . . right. My classes at the dojo are canceled today. ..... that is to say Riou's classes are canceled today. Can anyone even tell who I am like this? And I can't even use a...can still talk, unlike Sigfried back home. That reminds me, does anyone here know where I can get listening crystals? Or any other type of magic or technology that lets you communicate with animals