[Oh, god, it's that Carol Channing mask again. What in the world is Charon up to this time?] WELL, GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY! IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE MY LAST VISIT HERE! ♥

Eris, I realize you are very curious, but if you could please refrain from trying to knock the glasses off of my face... [That newly-hatched Skitty doesn't seem to be paying attention. It just keeps batting its paw at Charon's glasses.]

[Charon looks around at all of the other people around the CMA discussing and showing their eggs, then looks down at the one he's holding in his arms. Seems like he wasn't the only person to have randomly...egg in his possession.] ... Pokémon eggs do not simply appear in such high quantities without reason. There must be some explanation for this. [[OOC: IS IT CAN BE BANDWAGON-JUMPING-TEIM NAO? XD]]

[Charon stands in the CMA, a pen clipped to his lab coat, a small notebook in one of his pockets, and an irritated look on his face. He glances around from side to side and clears his throat before he...one's vocal cords, please bring them forth now. [He coughs a little bit and rubs his throat before continuing.] ... I only ask this due to a significant lack of available throat lozenges.

ATTENTION!! WOMEN OF THE ISLAND! I come forth today with a new experiment which requests female participation. Males cannot participate in this study, and if for some obscure reason you...to him .] SHOW ME YOUR TITS!! IT'S FOR SCIENCE!! [[OOC: Actual participation in this "experiment" is discouraged-- bring on the clobbering and reactions of WTFery! XD]]

[Charon grumbles to himself as he carries two baskets with him into the CMA.] I despise invoking the assistance of others for reasons as trivial as this, but when solo searches fail to yield results...is no incentive, Charon has come prepared. He holds up the other basket, which is filled with chocolate cupcakes.] Anyone willing to assist me in this will receive a reward for their participation.

[Charon enters the place wearing a rather creepy mask of an old woman. He waves at everyone and speaks in a very reedy voice. He's got a reason for doing this, but what that may be is currently anyone's guess.] WELL HELLO EVERYBODY. HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU TODAY. ♥

[The rain has changed Charon's appearance to that of a young teenager, strangely; perhaps he was already younger than his normal appearance suggested, perhaps his younger self just looked even younger...much of this rainwater as possible for my research would be most appreciated. * [ooc: the only younger!Charon pictures I could find in time for this event were kiddy pictures. work with me here.]