So a Chelsea fan I know from a forum wrote to the FA to question why Saint $tevie of M(b)E was not being made inelligible for England selection after being charged with assault and affray. As many may...and we finish with a team of champions actually worthy of the name. Ugh, enough of that now. I want to wish all of you health and happiness in 2009. Here's to a fantastic New Year! *throws confetti

Happy Christmas, everyone! Hope you all get something pleasant, if not everything you wanted. I'm happy with time off work and a good supply of tea and holiday foods. Now all I need is some Chelsea wins...instead of a rant I will just flaunt my manly cuddle icon. That's right, Mister Pope, it's two human beings who love each other and both of them happen to be male. Put that in your mitre and pray on it

...for every time Chelsea has been cheated or a rival team in red unfairly given advantage by horrendous officiating, I'd be rich enough to move to London and buy a season ticket to watch my boys get screwed... This is not significant in itself, except that this time they are being badass together , as in finishing each other's opponents and displaying the psychic link born of their incredible OTPness. \o

...or not. Recent evidence suggests that teams who play in red are allowed to 1) score multiple goals by fouling the opposition or standing 9826627 yards offside, 2) kick, stamp, elbow, and shove opponents...as Damien resumes the trail to his throat. His fingers tighten around the nape of Damien’s neck, tugging him up for a long, greedy kiss, and Damien thinks absently that he'll keep the beard.