I politely request that everybody get out of my way and point me in the direction of the Gorgon. If you would be so kind. Anyone caught dawdling will be shot. Some of you may be shot anyway.

The child. Someone take it. Now .

[Filtered AWAY from Narcissus, Echo ... and Pegasus] Does anyone feel like helping me put a horse's head in Narcissus' bed? Or recreating the prom scene from Carrie in his bathroom? As much as I would love to unload a full magazine into his face, I feel like drawing this one out. and flaying him alive.

[ The voice is cold, hard and perhaps somewhat in denial. In short; Nemesis killed herself and she's pissed as all hell. ] To anyone who is not my sister who chose to make use of what is mine: Put it...try to make good my promise of not coming after you with the cheese grater. And afterwards, if anything is missing, I will fashion replacements from your bones. EDIT; text; And I am fired

Why do so many of you appear to be acquiring pets? Enough of the residents here are not well house-trained as it is. Although, with that said, I cannot help but believe the more recent additions to the... And Apollo? If I am coming down with whatever you have, there is not a healer in the cosmos that will save you. If you think you get irate when you're ill, you have not witnessed me with the flu.

The safety catch was on. All week. Not one of my finer moments. Though it is just as well. You would all be dead. I hate this time of year.

[The determined silence of someone's concentration is broken by a rattle and a rather loud bang. Silence resumes once more before the aforementioned someone moves on to rattle something else. Eventually...of firearms and though everything she is carrying is loaded (the knives may go without saying, really), she cannot fire them. However, should you irritate her, she will pistol-whip you with... her rifle.]

Thanatos . Clingy? And, as I was about to say before someone meddled with my mental age: if that... war has yet to finish, the FRA teams have already been deployed to lend a hand I have so many missed...same boat as your uncle. [Filter: Theseus & Hephaestus] Without asking to be embarrassed, is there anything specific I ought to remember from the last week? I'd hate to think I'd missed out

To whoever let rats into my apartment: thank you for the target practice. You'll find the carcasses somewhere on the pavement outside. To the little red and blue demons that just devastated my kitchen and lounge: either stay out or stay still while I reload. Pick one.

The lounge is char grilled and I have half a front door. At least the fire did not reach the ammunition. Regardless, I am not amused.