Eh, she's somehow managed to totally eff up the singles from E=MC2 (it is really beyond me how you can even do that with an album which has a surfeit of precision-tooled singles but w/vs) but maybe the...never made singles off this album: 'Migrate', 'I'm That Chick', 'Side Effects', 'Cruise Control', 'OOC', 'For The Record'. Oh, Mimi. FAIL. Still my second favourite album of the year, mind

Q: Say around 12 years ago you produced a cracking hands-in-the-air dance anthem, and had a couple of follow-up singles that did reasonably well, but you have been unable to maintain momentum and are afraid you will lose out to the likes of Basshunter in the New Bosh Millennium. What do you do? A:

HI yes I am still procrastinating over awful transcription. Here is the video for Jazmine Sullivan's excellent revenge waltz 'Bust Your Windows', in which she smashes up her boyfriend's flat when she discovers... "I bust the windows out your car / And no, it didn't mend my broken heart" remains the finest opening lyric to any album this year. Feel free to comment y'all. Even if you are weird and hate it

In her new single, Pink goes on a drunken rampage! (embedding disabled, boo) - smashing up a guitar in a guitar shop - chainsawing up a tree - throwing cream buns (?) at a car containing a bride and groom - giving some dudes a bottle of roadie p1ss to drink (!) Well at least she's getting it all off her chest.

OMG the new Boyzone single features a TUBA: They've all got dreadful hair apart from Stephen who is nicely turned out. Keith Duffy looks especially tramp-like BUT IT'S OK because they set everything...re-use the dance routine from ' So Good ' (ie they stand around looking a bit awkward, do a bit of a wobbly leg thing then shuffle to the side every so often). I'm sure that's the same fire as well

Seriously? Kanye West - Love Lockdown [2008 MTV VMAs] Uploaded by soopah256 I...this...what? You know, I'm actually just in total awe of his sheer gumption right now. And also wondering...ON AN ELEPHANT: EDIT ugh the picture of the elephant has inexplicably disappeared. It is here: http://concreteloop.com/2008/09/events-2008-mtv-video-music-awards/t-pain-arrives-on-an-elephant/

This is 'Rope Chain' by Master Shortie. It is the best video I've seen in ages - possibly because it totally looks fan-made?

Have we talked about Lady GaGa here? Some kinda connection to the Pussycat Dolls, included in the Scherzinger-blitz marketing campaign that Idolator linked to today via a PCD fansite (Girlicious is...and even a few non-hoars, check out the accompanying mix to a guest post I just wrote, which you can download here . Started life as a Muxtape, but they're currently dealing with RIAA issues.

OMG T.I. IS SO FIIIIINE. Those cheekbones! My knees are weakening just looking at them. Anyway yes the great thing about T.I.'s amazingly sexy voice is that it works equally well whether he's swaggering...effect on the single version by a Mack Maine guest verse but really you should be going out to buy the album anyway in order to encourage stoopid record companies to release these singles here at all

Here's the video for 'The One': Man, I have to go back and tick this now. Not only does she look super-hott (esp right near the end at about 3.29) but the love-me-love-me-love-me stuff makes so much more sense when you can see it flashing past you in pink letters...