I don’t know what to tell you sir. I don’t know what to tell anyone anymore. The chemicals are no longer in my possession and I can assure you that there are no others of my organization with the...everything will turn out alright. My only regret is that it had to come to this.   Reguards,   GEN Frank P. Morrison MS, LOG. Commanding Fort Hill , MI  

So, I found out that my nephew had - weirdly enough - a virus in his hip joint.  Like with other viral infections, it cleared on its own.  The doctors think it traveled to his hip from a head cold the week before.  Betcha didn't know you could get a cold in your hip, didya? Well, that's not the only weird connection I've had with a virus.  A virus is what caused Jesse's retardation.  At 10 months...

.. Hn. I'm running low on supplies... Tch. Figures. I'm behind on this.. I'm going to go out on a limb here and-- ... ...?? Who-- [ some shuffling noises, followed by a choked gasp ] ...R-Ray... piercing noise, followed by an even louder WOOSH sound ] ... Fuck!! The..!! Shit! [ fumbling noises as VAVA attempts to seemingly run from whatever's chasing him ] Bit!! Where are you?

I hate virus. All of them. Rufus's virus attacked Doyle's AI directly, I went through the generated logs to find out where the virus was and what it was doing. It wasn't that hard to stop, I erased the fake information, cleaned and restored the missing files; but I had to do it in the lowest text runlevel mode, with as few commands as possible and it took me the whole night. I couldn't just blow...

I can't even spell it's name in firefox, or it will shutdown L3ChucK 3=e is what I have. Can someone google search that for me? The virus wont let me.

...first or, if you are willing, just go a head and follow my instructions. I was once a programmer, but I didn’t pursue that field, and I moved on to web development. Anyway I have encountered many viruses in my daily use of computers, and as much as I know programing and how code works, I can usually remove it without using any anti-virus software. However, be warned that the following procedure...

Every time one new show up, I think that I should be used to them, but no, count on the virus to prove me wrong. And I was glad that I managed to avoid it this time... Kid-san asking for someone to rub him his lamp was all sorts of disturbing, Aoko-chan all upset because of him it's (sadly) something I'm used to deal with; Tyki acting like that...wasn't that much surprising, but I rather have him...

[Backdated to just after the musical virus.] Jean Valjean. Really. I'm going to have to get another job now. I missed too much work. [Private] Sometimes I think...I should go to them. Turn myself in. There might be trials, hearings, but...there would be a chance at something...solid. There are still things I could do with that. A lot of things.

I don't sing.

  Right, let me make this clear. I somehow have a very big, very nasty, very stubborn, virus on my computer. One that refuses to move, delete itself, or anything else for that matter. And likes to dominate my files. Therefore, as of now or sometime today, I expect I will be wiping everything off of my computer, and starting anew. And if this doesn't go to plan - well you could say I'm screwed...