Well, i'm reading at the Broomstick book in dribs and drabs. I'm learning all sorts of interesting things about besoms throughout history. I've also learned that besoms have their own religion and their own god. Who'd've thunk? I can't believe i've been able to access all this secret and arcane knowledge.
So the weekend had been interesting . She'd had an affair with her boyfriend , a catfight with Summer, gone trolling for cheap sex with Parker , had angry sex with Chris and then woken up with...that he was going to be as facepalmy as she was wasn't much of a comfort. Ignoring the sticky remains of whipped cream and melted candle wax, Isabel started to pack her bag for the trip back to school
Herein lies a tragic tale: the transformation of a cat passionate--serious, even--about order and the rule of law on Internet forums, into an agent of chaos and destruction. For my previous LOLCAT short story effort, please see this heartbreaking tale of transformation, fear and loss .
Meg could no longer bear to be apart from her great love. It didn't matter that her father, the mafia kingpin, was being investigated by her love's father, the DA and media mogul. She'd made the choice...that detailed his vast underworld empire. It was enough to put him away for life. He'd never forgive her, but being with her true love would make up for it. She made a call , then sat down to wait
Isabel yawned and stretched with the satisfied demeanor of a woman who'd had a very enjoyable, and energetic evening. A glance at the bedside clock showed that it was still early enough that she didn't...cared about him all that much anyway, but there was an image to be maintained. Turning to the other body in the bed, she slid her hand down his side. "Wakey, wakey," she purred. [For the one...]
For those of you who really don't know what to do with all the tampons laying around your house, I give you Tampon Crafts ! My favorites are the ghost and the bat. Though the gun is ingenious in a really twisted way. (it helps you battle rival tampon gangs apparently). No, I'm not making any of these projects. I'm odd, but not quite that odd. Just for the record.
After finding out both Wyatt and Parker had changed genders, Isabel let out a sigh of relief that whatever bit of Fandom weirdness that had reached out to the alumni had passed her by. After class she made her way back to her room to wait for her girl-boyfriend to show up.
It hadn't been the weekend Isabel had planned on. She'd been grabbed on her way to town and spent two days in Tartarus screaming . But she'd finally been rescued and made her way back to her room. Cold, tired, and worried about what Wyatt was doing in the midst of all this, Isabel pulled a blanket around her shoulders and curled up on her bed. [For the boyfriend.]
After leaving Cal's room , Isabel had done just what she'd said she would, gone back to her room and immediately gone to sleep. She wasn't sure when Wyatt had turned up, all she knew was at some point... and certainly not ready to wake up, when suddenly there was an announcement . "You've got to be kidding me." [For the boyfriend who was modded with permission. For great slowplay till this evening.]
