I really, really, really want to do something like THIS with all the pylons around the construction on St. Clair. So very, very badly. Picture work-safe, except for possible mental scarring in sensitive individuals, and/or beverages spewed across your keyboard. . . . Real update coming one of those day. Promise.

Um, I noticed my underwear drawer was getting over-stuffed so I decided to go through it...and counted out 80 pairs of undies. That's not a typo. 80 pairs in a teeny tiny drawer...and probably a... methinks. But hmmmmm...I think I have an addiction. Whattttttttt... ETA: Cut the number in half! My drawer isn't popping open now. ;) ETA: Not me! lulz Just a chick in cute undies. (|)

GUESS WOT? I JUST WON $102 from KIIS FM. WHEEEEEEEEEEE! I was just telling a friend yesterday how I have such good luck winning things on the radio! SRSLY, I can't believe I won, I can *never*...me on the radio (oy vey, they wanted me to scream...yeah... right , lol). YAY, I need the money. Sheeeeeit. ETA: DOOD. LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMP: 01:02 pm July 9th, 2009 102, AHHHH. *flails

MJ Memorial Tix & Wristbands Nope, not going. Too many damn scheduling conflicts and despite what the media is saying, SELLING THESE THINGS ARE A BITCH and lame anyway. It's hilarious to see...for his daughter and I would have wasted the other with it on my damn wrist) . Such is life. ;> ...it was kinda cool to floss the sparkly golden wristband on the way home though, lol.

I really, really want to play this game .

"Florida authorities say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and kept it on his boat for 10 days. " http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/ap_on_re_us/us_missile_hooked "A bomb squad was called in from MacDill Air Force Base and dismantled the missile in an empty parking lot."

 Swine flu is annoying the shit out of me. It's kind of hilarious in its own way, but moreover, I now have a brief source of excitement, as swine flu has been discovered not only in Illinois, but at my...masks soon? I was just at Loyola last weekend. Can I go on disability from work or something? Maybe just start summer early, and indefinitely? I mean, don't want to cause a public health risk...

I hear all of this talk about Swine Flu, and it's sort of, kind of, only not really freaking me out. I mean, I'm not going to just say, "The Government can handle this." or "We've got the medical information...everyone becomes infected with this Swine Flu and people can't defend for themselves, have no food or water, or no transportation. Being prepared for it is better than nothing at all, right?

    Read a funny top-ten list today about the worst books for children in history! I couldn't believe they actually existed (with the exception on #10, really) With titles like Latawnya, The Naughty Horse...a shot at them?!  Here's an image from Who Cares About Disabled People? So...read the list here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-great-childrens-books-for-people-who-hate-their-children/

Вчера прямо перед моим носом упала моя бывшая начальница, мерзкая ограниченная тупорылая идиотка. Прямо вот свалилась как мешок с дерьмом плашмя на пол в больнице, когда я шла к выходу. Я просто плюнула...мимо, в ахуе от такого божественного вмешательства. Вот она блядь, карма. пс.Если интересно за что я её так, прочитайте мой архив за июнь-июль 2006. Эта тварь меня довела до ручки в то время.