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I can't believe I haven't posted this yet! The video was originally linked to me by rinaru07 .

Today my spam e-mail told me that I should be proud to be a man. Then told me I could get my penis to grow larger and longer for only a few dollars. And finally, that I could get a free 30-day trial for a pill that could boost my masculine hormones. E-mail, what are you trying to tell me? :|

Weird He's known me long enough now that it doesn't shock him when I bring home something odd, whether it's a book, DVD, CD, or some odd toy or kitchen gadget that I've found. It surprises him sometimes, because story ideas or curiosity can lead me so far out of left field I might as well have gone shopping in the parking lot, but he accepts the oddities and most of the time seems to enjoy them....

It isn't Halloween. Weird things have happened today, and they have partially freaked me out at the moment. Let me document them. I bombed the hell out of a structures test. Not that huge of a deal. He is letting me rework it, which I've already done, for some points back. Then, I messed up the time of my last class today. Sure, some people may do things like that, but not me. I got there at 3:30,...

assmaster (noun) from the celtic word "aisse" (the anus)and the German word "meister" (sir/lord/master); def.: one who is the lord of more than one ass; the keeper of asses; an ass manager. I would not pick from that juicy bed of asses until I'd gone ask permission from the resident assmaster. I love urban dictionary.

[As the feed starts, there seems to be a lot of background noise--clanging, cracking, snarling...] Iyahhhh... I'm back to normal. What a weird week, ne? With all the cloning and pork-bun launching...I hate to have wasted so much food! Ow, get off of me~! Shall I make it up to everyone? Also, my house is filled with rabbits-yo. Turns out, clones become vicious when one of their numbers is hurt...

It's the anniversary of the Russian Revolution, marking the Marxist overthrow of the Russian government. Karl Marx once wrote that "religion is the opium of the people." What is the new opium of the people? View other answers American Idol .