I'm sorry, WHAT? No. Just no. I suppose a 'car costume' would be an effective way to warn all of the other drivers on the road that you're a damn moron and probably shouldn't be allowed to handle money, much less a ton of speeding steel. Particularly when it's a 'costume' that looks like it was designed by a 5 year old. DING DING HERE COMES THE SHITMOBILE.

Jesus tittyfucking christ I am sick of zombies. I love monsters, people. Love them. Can't get enough of them. Want to make a career out of making people look like they've been chewed up by monsters, even...don't even have that--THERE ARE NO FUCKING ZOMBIE AMERICANS. THEY ARE NOT AN UNDERREPRESENTED CLASS WITH RIGHTS ISSUES. CHRIST. Am I overreacting, here? This just leaves a really bad taste in my mouth

I just saw this movie at SIFF last night* and it may make my all-time top ten favorites list. Typically when I say "What the fuck, Japan? What the fuck?", it's done with a measure of eyebrow-raising...actually read the subtitles without wishing for a guillotine for the head of the person in front of them or having to crank their head awkwardly and lean into the seat of the person next to them? Maybe

I think that if you need to drink a 22oz beer for lunch, you can safely say that the desperation has fully sunk in and it's time to make some changes in your life.

This sign went up at the end of my block very recently; my first thought was "Gee, thanks for the tip, as someone who lived in SoCal, my instinct is to flee across the middle, dandling a terrified child...an SUV, it's only a short trip to the five-hour emergency room line, but shouldn't we expect better from our medical professionals? No WONDER no one from ValMed made Seattle Metro's Top Docs 2009 list

Ugh, this makes me just as sick as the Wal-Mart next to the Pyramids of the Sun & The Moon, and the Sphinx staring at a goddamn pizza hut : McDonalds is opening a 'cafe' at the Louvre . The Louvre... STOP IT. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. Our greatest accomplishments, our most beautiful works of art, the pinnacles of our culture, are NOT another opportunity to sell anti-culture homogenized bullshit