I've had a lot of people ask what inspires particular stories. I'm working on some smut about a lesbian with a budding cello/cellist fetish and here is some of the inspiry: You see where I'm going here. Now if you'll excuse me I has more writing to do today. But this is how my brain works. Sometimes.

...and was probably friends with her...

Oh hey there Youtube account, I had forgotten about you! Here is a brief interview with a bolboceratid (?) scarab that came to a light trap on Black Mountain. Thanks to visiting coleopterist Nathan Lord...antennae! That furious squeaking is produced by (I believe) a file on the abdominal tergites rubbing against the underside of his elytra. The translation is just my best guess, I'm no scarabologist

This is a couple days old but still, we need a cheer up. And this helps a lot -- As you can see, things can be much more brutal than what we see right now Credit to Ian over at Sox and Dawgs

Just a random list of fives moment involving music. Just out of shits and giggles to kill some time. Five 90's R&B Songs That I Like 1) "Pony"-Ginuwine (This is all I hear whenever they call... 3) "Trapped in the Drive Thru" (parody of "Trapped in the Closet"-R. Kelly) 4) "Amish Paradise" (parody of "Gangsta's Paradise"-Coolio) 5) "Fat" (parody of "Bad"-Michael Jackson)

Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever You Like

Hey boys and girls, what's going on with you guys today? Not a whole lot is happening here. I am a little concerned about the fact that Tim McCarver is actually making some sense when talking about Manny...take on the "Take On Me" music video . My favorite lines are "Someone's gonna get an ass full of pipe wrench" and "PIIIIIPE WREEEENCH FIIIIIIGHT". Well that's all. I got nothing right now. Sorry

Okay, so Eddie all by himself is funny enough.  But add in the Legos and you have TOTAL WIN! (I found this through the Ravelry group Covered in Bees .  If you know Eddie, you get it.  If you DON'T know Eddie... well... YOU SHOULD !!!)

I think they did. Okay so it wasn't against AJ Burnett but it was a win and a win is a win. They rallied in the 8th and it only really took an RBI groundout from Varitek to get the go-ahead run but I'll...Scene which along with the Truck Stop Scene is so funny...because that's Cam Neely as Sea Bass. I'm sure everybody knows this shit but for those who don't: The More You Know. *doo doo doo doooo

Hey there boys and girls. What's new? Not much here. I hear lissa_ann is in my neck of the woods. That's pretty nifty. I worked today. It was pretty okay. We had a lot of old people. Old people...freaking out. Eventually someone will have to get through. Anyways I don't expect much tonight, but a win would be nice. If not, then mehh that's cool I guess but ONLY IF THEY WIN TOMORROW AND SUNDAY