So, yeah, since the last time I wrote on this stupid thing (or any stupid thing, really, other than my brother's English assignments), I have done the following: *Read some 200+ pages of Vanity Fair...I suspect can be found in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, but I can't get Ethan to go with me to that. :( Guess I'll round up Katlin and Asher! Asher remains the coolest baby ever, for the record.

Dude. DUDE. Snake in my closet. SNAKE IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!! NOOOOOOT COOL.

If anyone wanted to get me an amazing early birthday present... This would be it! Just sayin’! I’m a crazy cat lady so these videos make me really happy. And I just found a bunch of episodes of...that my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than it be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. Jack Londo

This week, I've decided I'll DO THINGS. I don't know what things, exactly, but staying at home doing nothing all day makes me seriously depressed, so no more of that. Today, I went swimming in the morning... Compared to what there used to be, at least. Also, kittie pics. And for no particular reason, Dean being ridiculously pretty: Screencap by justfreefallin

It's never good when you glance at your cat and she is staring just abive and behind you. The last time that happened a frog landed two inches away from my hand. *shudders*

CUSTOMER: I want a sample. ME: If you'd like to try the coffee, we have sample cups-- (The customer makes a face.) CUSTOMER: I don't want coffee. Give me a sample of something else. ME: I'm afraid...A Blog about how the SAT measures family income and time spent on SAT prep much better than academic ability. Have hundreds of people been cured by a touch from Barack Obama? SNOPES :D :D :D :D :

Go on. You know you want to rub my tummy. Rub it. Rub it now!

I was sitting in the other room, combing one of the cats, and I realized something. Massage + Fentanyl patch = no pain for the first time in four years. Whoa.

Nusha Lola (who is my bff) Carry on.

i know this is really random and stuff, but has anyone else noticed those cans of coca-cola and diet coke that are like, bigger than normal? this is enthralling. seriously, i got one at a gas station and.....ugh...no matter even if the book is good, i always HATE reading if someone assigns it... oh well, enough blogging tonight (maybe). I BID YOU FAREWELL! i'll leave you with a nice picture of a cat.