This is what happens when I get insomnia: Asterix fic with 80s music references! Also, my first foray into that slightly more unwieldy cousin of the drabble, the 369:er. Title: A Forest Author...to invent a better typeface too." They all looked even glummer. The two Gauls looked at each other in confusion, and Obelix pointed to his head with a meaningful gesture. "These Goths are crazy.

A couple of days ago, I posted this drabble . speakr2customrs responded with this one . I thought this would be an appropriate reply, to which s2c upped the stakes with this . And now, part...from rehab came stumbling through the carnage, complaining incoherently about never being taken seriously, swigging from a bottle, and flashing her boobs at a confused orc. Lohan had come at last

...and there my muse goes again. Where the hell did this come from? Title: Everybody Knows Men Never Ask Directions Author: Beer Good ( beer_good_foamy ) Rating: PG Word Count: 100 Fandom..." Gandalf muttered. "She knows our destination better than anyone in Middle Earth." "Who is she?" "Even I know that," Sam snorted. "That's Jessica Fletcher. Surely you've watched Mordor, She Wrote ?

While most of the stuff I write is Whedon-related in some way, I do occasionally dip my toes in other fandoms - either as a crossover or as a "pure" fanfic. I thought it might be time to collect them in...to the Slaughterhouse (Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Buffy, canon pairings, NC17). Tara’s family kidnap her and the scoobies follow, but of course there's things Tara hasn't told them about her background..

OK, so to make up for the lack of fic lately, and also because most of the ones I've been trying to write are rather serious, here's a piece of pure dumb silliness. Which is also my first attempt at Doctor... I like to think that he was sufficiently buoyant to eventually wash up on the shores of Ibiza, where he might stand a better chance at getting some. But that, my friends, is probably another story.

Why hello there Who fandom! I couldn't watch 3 seasons of Doctor Who and one season of Torchwood without doing something about it. Since I don't feel up to ficcing them yet, I had to do this instead...the intellectual property of the copyright holders and used here for entertainment/satire purposes only. I make no money from this. Still images from the Doctor Who Image Archive . Download link

First of all, an upcoming-fic question for US people on my flist: What are the odds of warm weather in Chicago over Christmas? Is it completely impossible, or do Illinoisians occasionally get heatwaves...the appreciative look that Jerry shot Inara as she walked past them into the ship. "Well, normally we just say 'Welcome aboard Serenity,' but I reckon that works too... You folks wanna get inside?"

At the very last second - happy birthday jaded_jamie ! Here's some Dexter icons for ya! Screenshots courtesy of dexter_caps

OK, so in honour of the (hopefully) forthcoming Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles starring Summer Glau, I was thinking of crossover potential. And as the old jungle proverb says, only a robot can... Credit/apologies to mrmonkeybottoms who had a similar idea for the cookie dough speech, which I just had to fuffify. As always, all are free to a good home with comments and credit

I really need to stop reading fanficrants . I get the weirdest crackfic bunnies. pearl_gemstone wrote : Dear everyfandomthat'severdabbledwith Romeo & Juliet, WHEREFORE =/= WHERE. ...stage) That was a mighty fall; I fear I am hurt. Ask for me to-morrow; now I need an apothecary. JULIET Goodnight, sweet prince! ROMEO Thou quotest me the wrong - oh, never mind. G'night. (exeunt)