Idea snagged from  lerdo   and using: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ This turned out so totally like some bad!fic I've read that I had to share... 1000 Seat Cats Booth paced rudely back and... say thanks for saving my life. Stay soft, baby." She left and the door banged behind her. Booth choked back a sob and started folding another cat. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

Here's some B/B crack courtesy of bertie456   and http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ :   I Saw Brennan Kissing Santa Claus Booth woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he...ever, like an old man remembering happier days. He made Booth's mouth feel all stormy. "You see?" Brennan said deafeningly and Booth saw. So they had a threeway. Everybody's presents were late

So I've gone ahead and put myself down for two scenario prompts over at hp_crackdealers : (1) After the war, the Malfoys get off light, but their family assets have been seized, and no one wants...let's just say it's a crossover between Harry Potter and The Maury Povich Show . Perhaps that shall also give me an excuse to do "canon research" on Maury (i.e., watching more episodes). *shiftyeyes

Fandom: Heroes Title: It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Stabbed With A Meat Knife Characters/Pairings: Angela, Arthur, Peter/Claire, Peter/Nathan, Sylar/Claire Rating: PG-13 for sexual...thing was a false alarm. Gabriel Grey-Petrelli, on the other hand, simply sat down in a chair and wondered how the hell he was going to fit this into his time slot with his psychiatrist on Monday.

Title:   Halloween Crack!Fic - The Pirate and the Maid; Dean/Sam; NC-17 Author:   softbluebuddy Genre:   Pure and Total Crack Characters:   Dean/Sam Rating:   NC-17 Word Count: 1261 Warning...one hell of a pirate. Why don’t we just keep both of the costumes?” asked Dean with a sly grin at his brother, the pirate.   “Why don’t we indeed?” Sam agreed.   ****Feedback is Awesome**** 

Title : Smile Like You Mean It Author : hsbfc Beta : elyxer Chapter : 10/? Rating : NC-17 Warnings : mpreg, crack!fic, cross-dressing, squick, Passions inspired. So not everything...making a sound. She decided to take the stairs in lieu of the elevator, and only put her shoes back on when she reached the bottom step. She’d call his wife to come get him tomorrow. Chapter 9 |

Title: You And Me Baby...Ain't Nothing But Mammals Part 3 Fandom: Supernatural Summary: W ritten for raggedann  or oxoniensis  's Fall Fandom Free For All  Requested...tugging at the corners of his mouth. “We were in the area.” Dean coughs, flicks one last glance over at his brother before he turns the car on, peels out of the gas station.

Title: You And Me Baby...Ain't Nothing But Mammals Part 2 Fandom: Supernatural Summary: W ritten for raggedann for oxoniensis  's Fall Fandom Free For All  ...meet my brother, Dean.” Sam says with a smile that’s much more a grimace than anything. Dean barks. Holds out his paw to shake. “Doggy!” Tommy giggles. Part 3

Title: You And Me Baby...Ain't Nothing But Mammals Fandom: Supernatural Summary: W ritten for  raggedann  for oxoniensis  's Fall Fandom Free For All Requested...mocks excitement, clicking his pen open.   “Of course!” Canson smiles. Sam coughs.   “Do you have any names?” Sam forces a smile across his face.             Part 2 Part 3

So there's this new comm, hp_crackdealers , and they're having a crack!fic fest. If there's one thing Harry Potter fandom can always use more of, it's crack. Right now, they're taking submissions...ficcing part of my brain and do at least one fic, as well as submit a prompt or two myself. So, there's the pitch, and here's the silly ballet-dancing Snape banner: Feel free to pimp it forward