Three days after The Brian Incident, I woke up sick. I believed it was karma. All I wanted to do was puke. So I puked. Repeatedly. After about an hour of my bulimia impersonation, I drove to the doctor's...mind. After about twenty minutes, we were both spent. I propped myself on my elbow, meaning to ask him about the brother comment when he shushed me. That’s when I heard my mother coming up the stairs

I've been dipping my toes into internet dating recently.  I've also rediscovered a love for writing poetry.  So, combining these two things, I've written my first poem in years. One Click of the...you pass me by? Only a snippet to view, the whole hidden deep Will I finally find what the odds belie? Someone who, while combing through this heap, makes the time to say, I do see you.

I met on a alternative lifestyle internet dating site. He seems really cool, normal really. He's a Dom...but I don't know, I really was just fooling around when I signed up for it, and now that I have...be that kinky!" I'm not gonna argue with them about how kinky I am....these chicks think giving head is wild. lol. Advice? Thoughts? He's calling me around 10. I'm half excited and half leery

Water Under the Bridge Phishing the Love that Enters Thy Net On a day when the summers ride like a flow of famine over the river Me, I rest upon my pizza honed throne sticky and loved, caressed with...better escape your memory. In the interim, I post under the archway imagining the children we'll one day breed and laugh at the sniveling idiot internet losers until you at last bridge your words to me

I have started my dating website called www.floppysausage.com and have been running it for 4 weeks now and only have 325 members on, and only two have paid for a membership, this is proving hard but i...as up to now i have 325 members and have only collected £30 in memberships, so lets see what happens when we get more members coming on but this is interesting as to see if i can pull this off.

  Running into a brick wall here! I'm quite new to all of this, and looking for a bit of advice maybe. It's always been hard for me to find bi-sexual women in the first place, so now I have opened the...one love.. right? Well.. I'm not running into that. (Argh!) I keep getting, " I'm sorry but that would never work for me.. I want to be someone's one and only".. yada yada yada. ( Read more ... )

Top Ten Ways to Stay Single For Life I was once told that successful blogging is inclusive of providing your audience with lists, so, not one to avoid testing a theory, I decided to post this list...the express written permission of the author. You are welcome to link to or bookmark this page, but please contact the author via Keen Mail if you wish to reproduce this article in whole or in part

This online dating thing is getting down right depressing. Very little luck so far and I seem to only be attracting the kind of men who cry during Lifetime movies and here I was wanting to be the woman...fun? Is it going to the movies? Playing video games? Luring women into the woods with a roll of duck tape? There. Got all of my bitching off my chest. I feel slightly better but still dejected

Although I'm still not sure why Ron hated me touching OUR computer, I just created a really good excuse for him this weekend. My 10-year-old, hand-me-down computer from my mom and my brother had so...translates to 5'2" 200-250 lbs.   I consider myself on the chubby side, but on some of these sites, I think that I might rank slimmer than average.   Crazy!  

I admit, i've joined the slightly sad culture of online dating. But some of the taglines i read are incredible funny. Especially this one, i didn't read the tagline until the end where i was slightly laughing...her tagline... I swallow I just couldn't stom myself laughing for some reason, this seemed like an alright girl, and then that was what she wanted people to come see her with. i just made me laugh