WAIT!!! I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU!!!! What did 50cent say to his grandmother when he saw her knitting? Gee, You knit?   Get it?!!?ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROLFORLFORLFORLFORLFOLROLFOROLRFOLRFOLROLFOLROLF Im done.

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all...on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he di d not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son

2001 (approximately) Keith: I saw William Hurt in the street! Jason: Did you help him? 2008 (just a few minutes ago) Paula: (upon seeing an episode of "The King of Queens" featuring William Hurt) How the heck did they get William Hurt? Jason: I don't know, slap him around a bit?

Four Worms and a lesson A minister decided that a visual demonstration would  add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first...in the back and quickly raised his hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service

...kenkan.! Basta, manipod idi san nicolas. Xak Namin ket once nga ada makitak nga inaramid t mesa nga tao nga jak pulos kayat Ket sumabali t piangkitak Kenyanan—4 d rest of my lyf.   Joke!!!!hahaha!   I Think jokes are halfment ,( tama ba spelling?)   Everything that passes through our mouth that we do not want to hurt somebody have a bridge called ...

`Read the journal from bottom up` This is my last entry No more ~~ Her breath was bated as she waited, Patiently as a child her beheading arrives, The man with her fate brings the blade up high, I love you my darling, I love you goodbye... ~~ ~smh~ 10-08  

Tom : Will you remember me tomorrow? John : Of course! Tom : Will you remember me next week? John : Of course! Tom : Will you remember me next month? John : Of course! Tom : Will you remember me next year? John : Of course! Tom : Knock, knock! John : Who's there? Tom : See! You forgot me already! : D

My fortune cookie fortune from tonights Chinese food dinner reads: "Idleness is a fool's holiday." LOL! A fool's holiday? That cracks me up!

Сегодня получил на личный ящик следующее приватное сообщение весьма зловещего характера. После исчезновения короля Таргона земли Ариса поглотила тьма. В течение четверти века его младший брат Халган...Темных гор собираются искатели приключений, чтобы испытать свою удачу. Для многих их храбрость превратится в проклятие. Но те, кто по настоящему силен и вынослив, станут обладателями огромных сокровищ..