So I've got this report for Psych/Soc on Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I picked PTSD because the main character in my 2006 Nanowrimo novel had PTSD. (well... she had some kind of made-up psychological...or number.) My psych teacher likes lots of extra stuff in his papers or else we don't get good grades, so I think this'll help a lot. ...I wonder what he'd say if I cited my excuse for a novel.

You see, Captain, I've never understood the idea of good hearted full laughter. Well, not until I saw Chakotay naked. I didn't expect him to be enormous like the men in Tom Paris' porn collection....do about it without a magnifying glass and tweezers. I realize that my story is rather rude, Captain. However, I thought that you may feel happy for the fact that I know what actual laughter is now.

Crossposted to doctor_tailor   and Garak/Bashir . Just for fun. In my defense I was very sleep deprived when I wrote this and I giggled manically all the way through. And before you ask: yes...   J: [Gasp, pant] Jeez Elim...   E: [Smug and still not out of breath]   Was it... 'quick' enough for you my dear?   J: [Awed]   Good God...

Got this from tidesong --simple and amusing:

Tonight's episode was the unimaginatively titled 'Court-Marital'. As you might guess, a court room drama, except, this being Trek, Shatner still gets his shirt ripped in a punch up near the end, and he...through to his ship, with little explanation, and a 'white noise detector' which is blatantly a microphone. It turns out the only real crime was committed by the designer of this dress: 2 monkeys

To read yet another phrasing of my answers to questions about my new Star Trek Destiny trilogy, check out this new, short Q&A with yours truly put together by Julio Angel Ortiz .

Thanks to the power of stalking and roofies, David Mack ( infinitydog  ), fan-favorite author of various Star Trek novels and eBooks such as Star Trek:  Vanguard , S.C.E :   Wildfire ..., I won’t know even where to begin building its story. However, I suspect it will involve Cervantes Quinn, for whom I have some fun plans. JAO: David, thank you for your time.  

I'm pleased to report that SciFiChick.com has posted its review of Gods of Night , the first volume in my swiftly approaching Star Trek Destiny trilogy. It's also the first public review of the book...will want to pick up the next, Mere Mortals , as soon as possible. With an exciting story, wonderful characters, and insurmountable odds to overcome, this is a trilogy no Trek fan will want to miss.

enough that this makes me howl and sob in equal measure...

Title: Reboot (Legacy) Author: beatrice_otter   Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Star Trek: the Next Generation Rating: PG Characters: Jean-Luc Picard, Walter Harriman ...officers.   But I have to have some place to let it all out, and it’s not like I can tell my wife.   She wouldn’t believe me even if I did tell her. “The galaxy is going to die tomorrow.”